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2020-02-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Mystery smell overwhelms Pennsylvania county again, investigators baffled

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Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [14 views ] Top

#1 Usually Methane gas that resides over the great fuels under that land. I seem to recall that it was natural.

Posted by newc 2020-02-27 02:03|| 2020-02-27 02:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Ramapo Fault venting?

Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-27 05:19|| 2020-02-27 05:19|| Front Page Top

Teutonic, sulfuric flatulence caused by Gaia, Fracking, Water Flooding? Haliburton? Does your property deed include mineral rights ?

Have you walked the ravines and creek beds of your property lately? I recommend a Personal Oxygen Safety Monitor and filing a flight plan with family or a neighbor. If breathing becomes labored or difficult, return to the house immediately. No smoking please.

Further questions should be directed to your County Extension Office.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-02-27 06:24|| 2020-02-27 06:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Got breathlessness, coughing, angina?
Unwrapped a new geegaw from China?
Or maybe it's fracking --
Sue someone, get cracking! --
Or just Gwynneth Paltrow's refiner...y.

Posted by Ho Chi Fillmore8050 2020-02-27 07:59|| 2020-02-27 07:59|| Front Page Top

#5 Proven one of the smelliest smells are military latrines. Next perhaps worse " Liquid ASS pranks are repeatable. Since it is stealthy, you won't get caught. Since Liquid ASS is a smell that causes people to suspect sewer gas, dog poop, dead animal, etc., the idea that it might be a prank never crosses their mind". Have fun.

Posted by Dale 2020-02-27 08:24|| 2020-02-27 08:24|| Front Page Top

#6 Remember the little glass Stink Bombs? I have two of them I'm saving for a special occasion, like maybe the next candlelight vigil at the State House in Boston.

Posted by Raj 2020-02-27 09:33|| 2020-02-27 09:33|| Front Page Top

#7 They finally found Jimmy Hoffa?

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-02-27 10:10|| 2020-02-27 10:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Has anyone seen AlGore? Is he eating bean burritos again? And did it snow? Snow does seem to follow him around.

Posted by Silentbrick 2020-02-27 10:32|| 2020-02-27 10:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Wasn't me!

Posted by Rex Mundi 2020-02-27 11:42|| 2020-02-27 11:42|| Front Page Top

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