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2020-01-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out
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Posted by Beavis  2020-01-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ]  Top

#1 So it smells like old, smelly, tuna?
Posted by CrazyFool 2020-01-12 01:08||   2020-01-12 01:08|| Front Page Top

#2 I've read elsewhere where she channels St. Beatrice, patron of (obviously rice), but also the fishes and several varieties of eel.
Posted by Fairbanks 2020-01-12 02:15||   2020-01-12 02:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Also channeling the patron saint of implants.

She's a major new tycoon in Silicone Valley.
Posted by Lex 2020-01-12 02:22||   2020-01-12 02:22|| Front Page Top

#4 I wonder if I can figure out how to do that the next time I make cheese ...
Posted by Beau 2020-01-12 03:03||   2020-01-12 03:03|| Front Page Top

#5 A cheaper way to do this is to buy cod liver oil and use it in a oil lamp.

Preheated fish oil (for a little while, just enough to make the oil slightly rancid) infused with various herbs and such will work too.
Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2020-01-12 04:38||   2020-01-12 04:38|| Front Page Top

#6 This is disgusting!
Posted by g(r)omgoru PB 2020-01-12 05:35||   2020-01-12 05:35|| Front Page Top

#7 I can't decide whether this will excite or turn off her gay market.
Posted by Sherelet Phort7209 2020-01-12 05:53||   2020-01-12 05:53|| Front Page Top

#8 Depends.
Posted by Procopius2k 2020-01-12 06:54||   2020-01-12 06:54|| Front Page Top

#9 
Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smells like re-used wax and a cemetery ?
Posted by Dron66046 2020-01-12 07:25||   2020-01-12 07:25|| Front Page Top

#10 Iron man had to wear his uniform ...
Posted by Beau 2020-01-12 07:34||   2020-01-12 07:34|| Front Page Top

#11 Steamed clams for dinner...again?

Gastronomical Snark O'The Day
Posted by Frank G 2020-01-12 07:45||   2020-01-12 07:45|| Front Page Top

#12 I believe the prime component is:

Pyridine is a basic heterocyclic organic compound with the chemical formula C5H5N. It is structurally related to benzene, with one methine group replaced by a nitrogen atom. It is a highly flammable, weakly alkaline, water-soluble liquid with a distinctive, unpleasant fish-like smell.
Posted by Mercutio 2020-01-12 09:09||   2020-01-12 09:09|| Front Page Top

#13 Was Harvey Weinstein a consultant?
Posted by Alistaire Untervehr8459 2020-01-12 09:56||   2020-01-12 09:56|| Front Page Top

#14 
Posted by jpal 2020-01-12 10:28||   2020-01-12 10:28|| Front Page Top

#15 Larry Flynt and Bob Guccione got there first. No matches needed.
Posted by Lex 2020-01-12 10:36||   2020-01-12 10:36|| Front Page Top

#16 Hard to imagine this is going to be a big seller. You've got to be really both crazy in a weird and preverted way to buy one of these fish-smelling $75 candles.
Posted by JohnQC 2020-01-12 11:16||   2020-01-12 11:16|| Front Page Top

#17 Do they come in a box?
Posted by gorb 2020-01-12 11:44||   2020-01-12 11:44|| Front Page Top

#18 Was 'Sniffer' Biden on the product QA team?
Posted by Lex 2020-01-12 11:51||   2020-01-12 11:51|| Front Page Top

#19 #18 - Clever!
Posted by Frank G 2020-01-12 11:53||   2020-01-12 11:53|| Front Page Top

#20 Purred Gwyneth, "If pussies could smell,
They'd surely come running like hell
To the tang of my poon
By the light of the moon...
Or this scandal that's ringing my bell."
Cha-ching!
Posted by Phomoger Protector of the Ostrogoths3285 2020-01-12 12:47||   2020-01-12 12:47|| Front Page Top

#21 *UGH* Just ... ugh. What is next, a set of boutique designer scents of various Carrion Flowers???
Posted by magpie 2020-01-12 12:57||   2020-01-12 12:57|| Front Page Top

#22 So it smells of desperation and bad decisions?
Posted by DarthVader 2020-01-12 13:10||   2020-01-12 13:10|| Front Page Top

#23 Cooed Paltrow one morning, "Made Poopy!
I know all my groupies are loopy,
But will they recoil
From the smell of my soil
In this oil, so essentially Goopy?"

But seriously, if that's the purportedly anti-mosquito lemon geranium, I could roll around in that stuff and die happy. Orange mint, too, or pretty much any mint fambly greenery, really. Hmmm. Excuse me while I wax HD... [screech]

Posted by Phomoger Protector of the Ostrogoths3285 2020-01-12 13:38||   2020-01-12 13:38|| Front Page Top

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