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2020-01-07 Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Soldier imprisoned 18 days for putting snake in PA taxi
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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-01-07 05:35|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ]  Top

#1 He thought it was a Palestinian. Easy mistake to make.
Posted by Helmuth, Speaking for Guelph1287 2020-01-07 05:54||   2020-01-07 05:54|| Front Page Top

#2 Link doesn't go to the story.
Posted by Herb McCoy 2020-01-07 06:41||   2020-01-07 06:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Where's that spoon for feeding the Erb?

Links to a scrolling news aggregation.
Page down a bit for the content.
Posted by Skidmark 2020-01-07 07:25||   2020-01-07 07:25|| Front Page Top

#4 ^Gracias
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-01-07 07:36||   2020-01-07 07:36|| Front Page Top

#5 putting snake in PA taxi

a case of coals to Newcastle
Posted by Mercutio 2020-01-07 08:51||   2020-01-07 08:51|| Front Page Top

#6 Meanwhile snakes worldwide boycott Uber and cheap motels.
Posted by jpal 2020-01-07 09:45||   2020-01-07 09:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Soldier calling taxi company: "Hello, Did you by any chance find my emotional support snake in one of your taxi cabs?" "Yeah, we found a snake in one of our taxis. We find them all the time. What did it look like?"
Posted by JohnQC 2020-01-07 10:06||   2020-01-07 10:06|| Front Page Top

#8 "It was long and scaly with a forked tongue and answers to Jake."
Posted by jpal 2020-01-07 10:21||   2020-01-07 10:21|| Front Page Top

#9 What kind of snake? There are snakes and there are snakes. One of my pet peeves with journalists is their utter lack of curiosity.
Posted by SteveS 2020-01-07 10:41||   2020-01-07 10:41|| Front Page Top

#10 
...you mean they didn't label it an automatic assault snake?
Posted by Procopius2k 2020-01-07 11:27||   2020-01-07 11:27|| Front Page Top

#11 no chek on snek

Posted by nooz doge 2020-01-07 11:41||   2020-01-07 11:41|| Front Page Top

#12 I don't make the news that I cover...
a joo and a snake? Son of Flubber!
Won't boost my career
If the serpent is queer
Or progressive or muslim or rubber.
Posted by Harry Lover of the Gepids1344 2020-01-07 11:46||   2020-01-07 11:46|| Front Page Top

#13 Dropped a tow sack with a big raccoon in it through the passenger side of a drunk's pickup while a friend was on the driver side talking to him as he was about to leave the Piggly Wiggly parking lot.

For some strange reason he lost control about a half block up the street and cut across quite a few yards fighting that raccoon.
Posted by Goober Tingle7365 2020-01-07 12:00||   2020-01-07 12:00|| Front Page Top

#14 If the driver was a Paleo shouldn't the article read "ANOTHER snake"
Posted by Hellfish 2020-01-07 12:14||   2020-01-07 12:14|| Front Page Top

#15  What kind of snake?

Emotional support snake.
Posted by Skidmark 2020-01-07 13:48||   2020-01-07 13:48|| Front Page Top

#16 Heh.

"What do you mean I can't bring them on the plane? This is my emotional support herpetarium!"
Posted by SteveS 2020-01-07 14:31||   2020-01-07 14:31|| Front Page Top

#17 
Posted by Herb McCoy 2020-01-07 14:37||   2020-01-07 14:37|| Front Page Top

#18 Cabbie: Hey, what's that smell?
Fare: Smell? Ummm... maybe my emotional support plumber's snake?
Posted by Harry Lover of the Gepids1344 2020-01-07 15:04||   2020-01-07 15:04|| Front Page Top

#19 what's the Sabra equivalent of Alabama BlackSnake?
Posted by Lex 2020-01-07 15:23||   2020-01-07 15:23|| Front Page Top

#20 I’m out and about, so here is the direct link, guys: http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/Flash.aspx/483833.

Tapping/clicking on the article headline when scrolled down to at the link will send the reader to the specific story. Good catch on the link, Herb, but next time please exercise your skillz — we both know your capacity is well beyond mine on such things.
Posted by trailing wife not buying anything at the Apple store 2020-01-07 15:34||   2020-01-07 15:34|| Front Page Top

#21 We say "Land of Israel", Lex
Posted by g(r)omgoru PB 2020-01-07 15:53||   2020-01-07 15:53|| Front Page Top

#22 Graffiti appears overnight
And police arrest two by first light:
The nazi got bail,
But held under the jail
Is the guy who wrote "left" over "right."
Posted by Harry Lover of the Gepids1344 2020-01-07 16:01||   2020-01-07 16:01|| Front Page Top

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