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2019-11-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2019-11-28 09:57|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 Alien probe is quicker and more thorough. Only rates one star on enjoyability though...

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-11-28 10:22|| 2019-11-28 10:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Here's an indoor solution. Think of it as the tanning bed concept, miniaturized and shaped to fit your 'energy receptacle'.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-28 10:30|| 2019-11-28 10:30|| Front Page Top

#3 Watch it Dron. You will be accused of starting a cult...

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-11-28 11:09|| 2019-11-28 11:09|| Front Page Top

#4 Vitamin D is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2019-11-28 11:23|| 2019-11-28 11:23|| Front Page Top

#5 "The seagulls make the beach routine somewhat...problematic"

Posted by Frank G 2019-11-28 11:44|| 2019-11-28 11:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Oh dear ... 😲

And a list of litigants demanding millions for their irreparably browned orifices.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-28 11:46|| 2019-11-28 11:46|| Front Page Top

#7 It's called "changing your ring tone", Dron

Posted by Frank G 2019-11-28 11:49|| 2019-11-28 11:49|| Front Page Top

#8 Oh, I see. Interesting times we live in. I suppose there must be something like 'lighting your shaft' then too.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-28 11:59|| 2019-11-28 11:59|| Front Page Top

#9 No thanks.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-11-28 12:15|| 2019-11-28 12:15|| Front Page Top

#10 changing your ring tone

Snark o the day vote here.

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-11-28 12:28|| 2019-11-28 12:28|| Front Page Top

#11 irreparably browned orifices

Another Caucasian fad.
Ranks right up there with anal bleaching in things I will not try.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-11-28 12:31|| 2019-11-28 12:31|| Front Page Top

#12 Fog clouded nipples, a true weather phenomenon.

Posted by Besoeker 2019-11-28 14:11|| 2019-11-28 14:11|| Front Page Top

#13 So when they get cancer of the bung hole they can learn to play bagpipe tunes on their colectomy bags . At least this will stop a lot of them from reproducing leaving more for the rest of us. " Oh God! You are so old an wrinkled ! , "Yeah baby but I'm all that's left , close your eyes and think of England. "

Posted by Gomez Flugum6633 2019-11-28 15:25|| 2019-11-28 15:25|| Front Page Top

#14 Hope they don't get sunburned...

Posted by ruprecht 2019-11-28 17:42|| 2019-11-28 17:42|| Front Page Top

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