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2019-06-13 Home Front: Politix
Biden promises he'll 'cure cancer' if elected president
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Posted by Fred 2019-06-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ]  Top

#1 With unicorns and rainbows.
Posted by DarthVader 2019-06-13 00:40||   2019-06-13 00:40|| Front Page Top

#2 And laying on of hands. Lots of that. Until it works. Might take a while.
Posted by Thatle Creremble2458 2019-06-13 02:26||   2019-06-13 02:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Good news, M.D. Anderson fans!
Joe Biden has medical plans
If your masses don't shrink
From his insolent wink
And the stink of his magical hands.
Posted by Thatle Creremble2458 2019-06-13 02:29||   2019-06-13 02:29|| Front Page Top

#4 All the usual red flag clichés apply: moonshot, Manhattan project, full court press, and so on. The usual crowd of gullible voters and journos will lap it up.
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-06-13 03:30||   2019-06-13 03:30|| Front Page Top

#5 Good! Biden gives me cancer every time I hear him.
Posted by Gloger Spawn of the Gepids2733 2019-06-13 04:42||   2019-06-13 04:42|| Front Page Top

#6 Metastatic government is America's #1 problem.
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-06-13 08:32||   2019-06-13 08:32|| Front Page Top

#7 How do you explain voters stupid enough to vote for these people?
Posted by SR-71 2019-06-13 08:38||   2019-06-13 08:38|| Front Page Top

#8 Maybe he could invent the Internet too.
Posted by Iblis 2019-06-13 09:35||   2019-06-13 09:35|| Front Page Top

#9 #6 Metastatic government and fake news media is America's #1 problem. BP, hope you don't mind the editorial add-on.

Whether true or not, George H.W. Bush has been attributed with saying: "If the American people knew what we have done, they would string us up from the lamp posts"
Posted by JohnQC 2019-06-13 10:02||   2019-06-13 10:02|| Front Page Top

#10 I mean, if Al Gore could invent the Internet...
Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-06-13 12:50||   2019-06-13 12:50|| Front Page Top

#11 Always remember the great old jokes: If Trump walked on water the NYT headline would be "Trump Can't Swim." If Trump cured cancer the NYT headline would be "Trump Practicing Medicine Without a License."
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-06-13 12:52||   2019-06-13 12:52|| Front Page Top

#12 JohnQC, I've seen that quote attributed to Hillary.
Posted by rjschwarz 2019-06-13 14:03||   2019-06-13 14:03|| Front Page Top

#13 https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8aed19e7-3119-45b2-913c-06e317e4e226
Posted by rjschwarz 2019-06-13 14:03||   2019-06-13 14:03|| Front Page Top

#14 Good news, M.D. Anderson fans!

"Making Biden history!"
Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-13 15:50||   2019-06-13 15:50|| Front Page Top

#15 Joe, "head up the ass syndrome" isn't cancer.
Posted by Woodrow 2019-06-13 18:19||   2019-06-13 18:19|| Front Page Top

#16 I thought it was the Bee at first, but the writing style didn't match.
Posted by james  2019-06-13 21:12|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com  2019-06-13 21:12|| Front Page Top

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