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2019-03-29 -Lurid Crime Tales-

'They could have worn white face': Jussie Smollett lawyer

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Posted by Fred 2019-03-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Horsepoop. White shoe polish went out with the 70s.

Posted by gorb 2019-03-29 01:17|| 2019-03-29 01:17|| Front Page Top

#2 A possible possibility. Although one might expect that to show up on the CCTV footage. Another possible possibility is the whole thing was a hoax from the get-go.

What I like about this affair is how it went from a stupid-ass fake hate crime to a massive criminal cover-up that makes Chicago look even more corrupt than usual. If you told me back in the hippie days that in the future, I'd feel bad for the Chicago cops, I woulda laughed and asked for some of what you were smoking.

Posted by SteveS 2019-03-29 07:14|| 2019-03-29 07:14|| Front Page Top

#3 Not Babylon Bee. Missed it.

-puts dollar in the jar-

I bet there were some investigators who went into this with the best of intentions, gonna catch those SOBs who sullied Navy Pier and thumped one of our B-List locals.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-03-29 12:18|| 2019-03-29 12:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Remember, Jussie is an actor. He doesn't write the scripts--he's used to just saying what other people write.

This is the first time he's had to write his own script. Go easy on the poor guy.

Posted by Tom 2019-03-29 15:54|| 2019-03-29 15:54|| Front Page Top

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