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2018-11-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Teddy's Bigger Burgers in Mapunapuna shutters store

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-11-24 03:05|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 The grill should have been plenty hot enough to kill any nasties from the rat, though they should cook the rat to an internal temperature of 170 to be safe for serving.

Posted by Glenmore 2018-11-24 10:10|| 2018-11-24 10:10|| Front Page Top

#2 hmmm. rat or poi, rat or poi?

Posted by Thrugum Spomoter3692 2018-11-24 10:16|| 2018-11-24 10:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Overreaction for the creampuffs.

Posted by gorb 2018-11-24 13:36|| 2018-11-24 13:36|| Front Page Top

#4 We are horrified that a former teenage employee would conduct themselves in that way and make such a video

Seriously? Do you even know any actual teenagers?

Speaking as your Marketing Advisor, I recommend a new daily special. To paraphrase that old saying, when Life hands you rats, make ratatouille.

Posted by SteveS 2018-11-24 15:01|| 2018-11-24 15:01|| Front Page Top

#5 New jingle?

"Aloha! Our outlets are ratty,
The furniture faded and tatty. [yelling from kitchen]
That condiment caddy
Is not at all natty [buzzing],
But, dammit, the burgers ain't fatty!" [big smile from Izzy impersonator]

Posted by Omimble Unaviger2451 2018-11-24 17:49|| 2018-11-24 17:49|| Front Page Top

#6 A fine delicacy found in hundreds of besieged cities over the millennium.

Posted by Procopius2k 2018-11-24 18:34|| 2018-11-24 18:34|| Front Page Top

#7 When cupboard and market are clean
Of conventional protein to glean,
When guinea pigs grunt
And are driven to hunt...
Studies show they prefer Lean Cuisine!

Posted by Slatch Flereling2559 2018-11-24 19:01|| 2018-11-24 19:01|| Front Page Top

#8 If it weren't for my time in food service, I would never have become a good cook.

I prefer going inside to order box food; get a feel for how well run the business is.

Posted by swksvolFF 2018-11-24 20:43|| 2018-11-24 20:43|| Front Page Top

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