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2018-05-10 -Obits-

Man Tries To Take Selfie With Bear - Gets Fatally Mauled

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Posted by Ulaigum Ebbineng7056 2018-05-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 I hope he didn't leave any orphaned children behind.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-05-10 03:40|| 2018-05-10 03:40|| Front Page Top

#2 The importance of getting a release statement signed first.

Posted by P2kontheroad 2018-05-10 06:56|| 2018-05-10 06:56|| Front Page Top

#3 The bear was just part of the view
When Prabhu met Babu Baloo,
Till the Hindoo, aghast,
Couldn't answer his caste
When the creature asked, "How do you do?"

Yogi and Boo-Boo and ballyhoo and helluva hullaballoo? Chips on the shop floor. I feel like a vandal.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-05-10 07:41|| 2018-05-10 07:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Selfie, Selfie, Selfie, Selfie, Selfie, Selfie, Selfie, Selfie... Chainsmokers

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2018-05-10 08:24|| 2018-05-10 08:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Here...hold my Zawlaidi.

Posted by DepotGuy 2018-05-10 09:15|| 2018-05-10 09:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Zoo faces charges after taking bear for ice cream at Dairy Queen drive-thru

Posted by Skidmark 2018-05-10 11:48|| 2018-05-10 11:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Well, sometimes you get the selfie, and sometimes, the selfie gets you.

Posted by swksvolFF 2018-05-10 13:30|| 2018-05-10 13:30|| Front Page Top

#8 A stray dog attacked the bear while it was mauling Bhatara, but was unable to save him

Dog's are awesome, it wasn't even his dog and it tried to help the fool.

Posted by rjschwarz 2018-05-10 13:56|| 2018-05-10 13:56|| Front Page Top

#9 Need I say it? Darwin award nominee.

Posted by Jumbo Glans5956 2018-05-10 19:40|| 2018-05-10 19:40|| Front Page Top

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