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2017-08-24 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Modern life is making Americans constipated

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Posted by Fred 2017-08-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 And all this time I thought it was because of the politics . . . .

Posted by gorb 2017-08-24 00:38|| 2017-08-24 00:38|| Front Page Top

#2 Make your own oatmeal cookies, as I did today. That will fix it.

Posted by phil_b 2017-08-24 05:37|| 2017-08-24 05:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe an aging population is a factor?

Posted by Glenmore 2017-08-24 09:11|| 2017-08-24 09:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Magnesium Citrate.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2017-08-24 09:39|| 2017-08-24 09:39|| Front Page Top

#5 explains the SJW/Speshul Snowflakes' Butthurt?

Posted by Frank G 2017-08-24 09:40|| 2017-08-24 09:40|| Front Page Top

#6 I hear a movie has been made about this called "Constipation Blues". It hasn't come out yet. You'll have to wait for it.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2017-08-24 09:41|| 2017-08-24 09:41|| Front Page Top

#7 Unfortunately, there's an excess coming out of politicians mouths on a daily basis.

Posted by Procopius2k 2017-08-24 10:03|| 2017-08-24 10:03|| Front Page Top

#8 Go to your room, Deacon.

Posted by Pappy 2017-08-24 10:23|| 2017-08-24 10:23|| Front Page Top

#9 Deacon for Snark of the Day.

Posted by CrazyFool 2017-08-24 10:27|| 2017-08-24 10:27|| Front Page Top

#10 Lines will be backed up around the corner.

Posted by gorb 2017-08-24 10:46|| 2017-08-24 10:46|| Front Page Top

#11 More proof the modern person is full of shit.

Posted by DarthVader 2017-08-24 10:47|| 2017-08-24 10:47|| Front Page Top

#12 Opioid induced.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-08-24 12:25|| 2017-08-24 12:25|| Front Page Top

#13 ...including anal fissures

"Hello, Doctor?"

"Yes?"

"I think there's something wrong with me."

"What seems to be the problem?"

"I have this huge crack in my butt..."

"*click*"

/obscure?

Posted by Raj 2017-08-24 15:11|| 2017-08-24 15:11|| Front Page Top

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