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2015-11-09 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Man 'with terminal cancer marries sex doll so he doesn't leave a grieving widow'

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Posted by Fred 2015-11-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Spread the word, the Fred is back in town.

Posted by Shipman 2015-11-09 00:20|| 2015-11-09 00:20|| Front Page Top

#2 Reports indicate Nancy Pneumatic does not plan to change her name.

Posted by Besoeker 2015-11-09 01:36|| 2015-11-09 01:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Can she cook?

Posted by Skidmark 2015-11-09 03:06|| 2015-11-09 03:06|| Front Page Top

#4 She may not be heartbroken but it will leave her feeling empty.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2015-11-09 03:17|| 2015-11-09 03:17|| Front Page Top

#5 Yeah Fred!!!!

Posted by Steven 2015-11-09 03:25|| 2015-11-09 03:25|| Front Page Top

#6 "Of course it's a female doll! Whaddya think he is? Some kinda pervert?"
Posted by Fred

Award winning 'in-line' if I've ever read one.

Posted by Besoeker 2015-11-09 08:19|| 2015-11-09 08:19|| Front Page Top

#7 "Of course it's a female doll! Whaddya think he is? Some kinda pervert?"
Posted by Fred

Well, given the skill of modern Thai and Brazilian plastic surgeons, you can never be sure.

Posted by Procopius2k 2015-11-09 09:53|| 2015-11-09 09:53|| Front Page Top

#8 She may not be a grieving widow after he kicks the bucket but I'll bet she'll certainly be deflated.

Posted by CrazyFool 2015-11-09 10:40|| 2015-11-09 10:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Does she count as a passenger in the carpool lane?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2015-11-09 10:51|| 2015-11-09 10:51|| Front Page Top

#10 Batteries ?

Posted by Besoeker 2015-11-09 11:37|| 2015-11-09 11:37|| Front Page Top

#11 Lao Tzu and the Real Girl

Posted by JHH 2015-11-09 13:55|| 2015-11-09 13:55|| Front Page Top

#12 Reminds me of the one about Major Carstairs and the goat.

Posted by Grunter 2015-11-09 14:59|| 2015-11-09 14:59|| Front Page Top

#13 Does she count as a passenger in the carpool lane? Posted by: Abu Uluque

Imagine having her sitting next to you and picking up 'sluggers' headed into D.C. Prolly be a quiet ride into town eh ?

Posted by Besoeker 2015-11-09 17:10|| 2015-11-09 17:10|| Front Page Top

#14 He had to marry her - he thought she was knocked up but it turned out to just be excess gas....

Posted by CrazyFool 2015-11-09 20:30|| 2015-11-09 20:30|| Front Page Top

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