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2015-06-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-

'Offensive' bird genitals? Prudish ISIS bans pigeon breeding

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Posted by Fred 2015-06-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top
File under: Islamic State

#1 His views on pudenda of pigeon
May move infidels to derision,
But rearing is dear to
The prudes that adhere to
Mohammed's stupendous religion!

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-06-04 01:42|| 2015-06-04 01:42|| Front Page Top

#2 "Why so sluggish and sad, nudibranch?
You get double the bang from a wank!"
"You might think that's a perk
But it's twice as much work
When you've got lady parts and a crank."

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2015-06-04 01:51|| 2015-06-04 01:51|| Front Page Top

#3 But rape is halal. So what about pigeon rape?

Posted by Daffy Brown4464 2015-06-04 01:53|| 2015-06-04 01:53|| Front Page Top

#4 Yokay, I'll bite, I DON'T RECALL "THE BARON" SAYING "CASTRATE IT" AS ONE OF HIS MANY WAYS TO STOP THE HERO "YANKEE DOODLE PIGEON"???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2015-06-04 03:02|| 2015-06-04 03:02|| Front Page Top

#5 "In fact, it'd narrow the field to invertebrates and vegetation."

Which, if you think about it, pretty much sums up ISIS.

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2015-06-04 07:46|| 2015-06-04 07:46|| Front Page Top

#6 According to the Daily Mail, a senior ISIS cleric, issued the decree after the group claimed the sight of the birds’ genitals is offensive to Islam.

You sure it was a pigeon and not a OhNo bird?

Posted by Procopius2k 2015-06-04 10:03|| 2015-06-04 10:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Snark and craziness aside, this could be two things:
Disrupting any carrier pigeon networks.

Making the locals more dependent upon ISJV food supply and taxes.

Posted by swksvolFF 2015-06-04 10:43|| 2015-06-04 10:43|| Front Page Top

#8 "Mo had a cloaca"

Posted by Frank G 2015-06-04 11:42|| 2015-06-04 11:42|| Front Page Top

#9 "Masturbating to pigeon genitals will make your hands lay eggs in the afterlife."

Posted by swksvolFF 2015-06-04 11:53|| 2015-06-04 11:53|| Front Page Top

#10 I hate pigeons. Flying rats.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-06-04 14:10|| 2015-06-04 14:10|| Front Page Top

#11 #10 I hate pigeons. Flying rats.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2015-06-04 14:10

In that case, come to one of my adopted hometowns - Akron, OH. Decades ago the city fathers put peregrine falcon nests on the taller buildings, and the birds thrived...on the pigeons. Pretty impressive to see a pigeon getting ready to do something rude on the sidewalk and then literally disappear in a burst of feathers...

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2015-06-04 14:13|| 2015-06-04 14:13|| Front Page Top

#12 Amen, brother.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2015-06-04 14:14|| 2015-06-04 14:14|| Front Page Top

#13 How does ISIS feel about cock fights?

Posted by Airandee 2015-06-04 19:03|| 2015-06-04 19:03|| Front Page Top

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