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2014-06-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by gorb 2014-06-23 12:19|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 I always thought she was a heartless bitch....

Posted by DarthVader 2014-06-23 12:32|| 2014-06-23 12:32|| Front Page Top

#2 So she has an incompetent heart and incompetent brain. No wonder she goes along with Obama.

Posted by AlanC 2014-06-23 14:01|| 2014-06-23 14:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Last time she had her physical they spent over 5 hours on the cardiac workup alone. Reason being, it took em 4 of the 5 hours to find her heart.

Posted by OldSpook 2014-06-23 14:06|| 2014-06-23 14:06|| Front Page Top

#4 They had to go back home and rummage around in her closet to find it?

Posted by gorb 2014-06-23 14:26|| 2014-06-23 14:26|| Front Page Top

#5 She's a bad person. It's not just one piece.

Posted by Iblis 2014-06-23 14:30|| 2014-06-23 14:30|| Front Page Top

#6 You guys are so mean! The poor woman will likely never get to be President because of her health! Wotta tragedy!

I think I'll cry myself to sleep tonight.

Posted by Bobby 2014-06-23 14:48|| 2014-06-23 14:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Bobby, take these pills.

[ Normally I give these to Fred, but Ethel swipes 'em ]

Posted by Steve White 2014-06-23 15:09|| 2014-06-23 15:09|| Front Page Top

#8 We're born with our organs and ankles;
When idiots mock them, it rankles.
So I would be grateful
That you not be hateful
About Hill's edematous thankles.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-06-23 16:15|| 2014-06-23 16:15|| Front Page Top

#9 'Neath a tat of Bill shaking his pickle,
On the right side, you'll find a plug nickle;
From the left, just a trickle
Of hammer and sickle;
You can't say her ticker is fickle.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-06-23 16:20|| 2014-06-23 16:20|| Front Page Top

#10 edematous

I learned a new word. Don't much like it really.

Posted by Shipman 2014-06-23 16:20|| 2014-06-23 16:20|| Front Page Top

#11 LOL! 2nd one giving me flash backs of a favorite NASCAR driver, the awesome Dick Trickle.

Posted by Shipman 2014-06-23 16:23|| 2014-06-23 16:23|| Front Page Top

#12 "I, Bubba, do swear and affirm
That if Hill, God forbid, is infirm,
With the help of young ladies
And the blood of Chink babies,
I'll willingly serve out her term!"

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-06-23 16:26|| 2014-06-23 16:26|| Front Page Top

#13 Even I couldn't forget Mr. Trickle's name, but I would've confidently placed my awareness of it back in the early '80s, which doesn't seem likely, looking at his record. I guess whatever I live to see of old age is gonna be endlessly entertaining. I love the word "edematous" but yeah, its, um, instantiations aren't much fun.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-06-23 16:48|| 2014-06-23 16:48|| Front Page Top

#14 Was it three sizes too small?
(Sorry, Dr. Suess)

Posted by AlmostAnonuymous5839 2014-06-23 16:59|| 2014-06-23 16:59|| Front Page Top

#15 Down to her last 50 million, her book in the tank, Benghazi in the background, the bus broke down, now this. Karma's a bitch, bitch...

Posted by tu3031 2014-06-23 21:54|| 2014-06-23 21:54|| Front Page Top

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