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Posted by Fred 2014-05-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ]  Top

#1 It really needs a "Keeping up with the Cardassians" graphic.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2014-05-27 01:29||   2014-05-27 01:29|| Front Page Top

#2 "Where's the mouse?"

I have a wireless mouse, it could be adapted, it uses a double A battery.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2014-05-27 03:18||   2014-05-27 03:18|| Front Page Top

#3 I like the Boozy Slushie hydration tip.

Applause, Fred for surveying the latest in news infotainment so I don't have to!
Posted by Skidmark 2014-05-27 03:43||   2014-05-27 03:43|| Front Page Top

#4 Reminds me of a Bizzaro Urdu Nuggets.
Posted by Shipman 2014-05-27 05:00||   2014-05-27 05:00|| Front Page Top

#5 Anyone surprised? The last thing the media would want to do is actually educate the public.

Thus you get the low information voter.
Posted by CrazyFool 2014-05-27 06:15||   2014-05-27 06:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Male Kardashians? Why wasn't I told?
Posted by Grunter  2014-05-27 07:20||   2014-05-27 07:20|| Front Page Top

#7 IRS Benghazi ... I give up even bothering to try. The mainstream is hopeless. They have abrogated their responsibility as a free press.
Posted by OldSpook 2014-05-27 07:51||   2014-05-27 07:51|| Front Page Top

#8 Do not confuse the technology of the times (printing press) with the intent of free flow of information. The 'Press' is an institution that sees itself as the controller of the flow of information by ignoring, obstructing, or corrupting that original intent. Throw in replacing entertainment with what a citizenry needs in a republic to perform its dutiful function and you get what we got, a Permanent Party Propaganda Machine.
Posted by Procopius2k 2014-05-27 09:26||   2014-05-27 09:26|| Front Page Top

#9 One to add to the trivial, meaningless drumbeat of worthless, inane BS. Kardashians
Posted by JohnQC 2014-05-27 10:36||   2014-05-27 10:36|| Front Page Top

#10 Back when Kanye explained why Obama was having trouble getting things done (months ago), the filter hated this one, but I kinda like it, so lemme try again.

"Pity, please, our prize chameleon,
The elite's darling boy Nobelian.
He's got no juice, and his excuse
Is blacks don't schmooze as good as Jews!"
Thus cried Kanye, goy comedian,
While schtupping Everyman's Armenian.
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2014-05-27 11:00||   2014-05-27 11:00|| Front Page Top

#11 What? No promotions of Disney movies?
Posted by Abu Uluque 2014-05-27 12:50||   2014-05-27 12:50|| Front Page Top

#12 I thought Robert Kardashian was dead and that's how Mommy Kardashian wound up marrying Bruce Jenner.
Posted by warthogswife 2014-05-27 13:16||   2014-05-27 13:16|| Front Page Top

#13 
Posted by swksvolFF 2014-05-27 14:52||   2014-05-27 14:52|| Front Page Top

#14 Reminds me of a Bizzaro Urdu Nuggets.

The Friday Times did something so that it's a flash thingy or something, Shipman, and can't be copy/pasted. See here and weep at the decadence of the modern world.
Posted by trailing wife 2014-05-27 16:23||   2014-05-27 16:23|| Front Page Top

#15 there are so many words in so many languages to describe this....
uff da
aiyah
oy vey
awuee
minghe

feel free to contribute
Posted by Captain Spawn of the Lichtensteiners3124 2014-05-27 17:46||   2014-05-27 17:46|| Front Page Top

#16 Veg-Curious? New Site Offer Recipes, Tips for Going Meat-Free

sounds like a wymyns site for self-pleasure with zucchinis
Posted by Frank G 2014-05-27 18:32||   2014-05-27 18:32|| Front Page Top

#17 The Islamic world has a "War on Fun" and the Western world has a "War on Seriousness".

Hopefully, we'll find the happy medium someday.
Posted by charger 2014-05-27 22:15||   2014-05-27 22:15|| Front Page Top

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