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2014-04-30 Great White North

Rotting Blue Whale Lands In Newfoundland Town

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Posted by Grunter 2014-04-30 10:09|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 The whale is likely to be one of a group that died several weeks ago in heavy ice

I blame gerbal warming. Hey Al, wasn't the North Pole suppose to be ice free by now? Just asking.

Posted by P2kontheroad 2014-04-30 12:54|| 2014-04-30 12:54|| Front Page Top

#2 This is an international diplomatic issue of the highest importance. Get Kerry on the phone. Send him to... NEWFOUNDLAND!

Posted by SteveS 2014-04-30 15:00|| 2014-04-30 15:00|| Front Page Top

#3 I would pay money to watch him try to negotiate with the whale. And lose.

Posted by gorb 2014-04-30 15:21|| 2014-04-30 15:21|| Front Page Top

#4

Bring in an expert lol.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2014-04-30 17:33|| 2014-04-30 17:33|| Front Page Top

#5 You know what an "Expert" Is, A stranger with several letters behind his name, You know BS, (Bullshit) MS, (More of the Same) and PHD, (Piled Higher And Deeper).

Posted by Redneck Jim 2014-04-30 17:55|| 2014-04-30 17:55|| Front Page Top

#6 Did you know:
The Red and White Star Line was actually the shadow navy of the Kock Brothers. In an effort to hide global warming and the rising oceans they came up with a plot to lower the oceans by removing the largest sea creatures, including wales. The Titanic was actually a whaler vessel. There were too few lifeboats because they were not lifeboats, they were whaling skiffs. It was called Project Hallibit, their mission was to scour the North Atlantic hunting whale and depositing the corpses into the large "Passenger Ship" to secretly dispose of in Newfoundland.

To hide their mission, the faked the sinking, because everyone knows ice cannot break metel. They used thermite charges to simulate the sights and sounds of a ship sinking, releases flotsom and oil and the bodies of undocumented immigrants disguised as 1%rs.

Upon arriving upon their secret base in Newfoundland, phase 2 began and Project Hallibut become Haliburton, whose goal would be to waterboard young marine mammels to give up locations of the remaining pods. Obviously waterboarding marine mammels, in this case a whale of color, to use the non racist term thank you very much, takes time and is just now coming to fruition. Thus begins phase three:

Project Veritas, using the language of the Empire built by Slaves of course. Using the phrase "fracking", purposefully playing off a jouvinile word as distraction, they are pumping water full of the same chemicals in chem trails into the water supply. The effect is to make people suseptable to dog whistle language and to confuse you into to thinking that just because a man of color makes millions of dollars, gets medical care, and the greatest drugs and lawyers available to play basketball, a game steeping in the history of the African in amerikkka, is somehow something other than being a slave on a plantation. War on women.

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-04-30 19:21|| 2014-04-30 19:21|| Front Page Top

#7 Geez swksvolFF, get back on the meds, you're making too much sense !

Posted by Andy Ulatle7267 2014-04-30 19:26|| 2014-04-30 19:26|| Front Page Top

#8 They were having a difficult time deciphering. Rumor is that after a particularly brutal waterboarding of a baby dolphin, which among other gibberish it kept repeating, was the phrase "Se habla Espaniol". It was Ted Cruz's father who broke the translation which brought forth phase three. Universal health care is the only way to protect US citizens from the chemicals in the water, which is why Ted Cruz is pushing Koch Brother's political wing the rethuglikkkan party. Lets Move!

Posted by swksvolFF 2014-04-30 20:26|| 2014-04-30 20:26|| Front Page Top

#9 As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly...

Orion

Posted by Orion 2014-04-30 21:05|| 2014-04-30 21:05|| Front Page Top

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