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2014-02-19 -Land of the Free

Drivers ticketed for failing to clear snow off their vehicles

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Posted by Fred 2014-02-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 How do you get ice off an 18-wheeler?

Like this

Ok, now that has been solved, lets start talking about pot holes...

Posted by Fernando Botero 2014-02-19 00:40|| 2014-02-19 00:40|| Front Page Top

#2 How to get ice off a truck? Expand the job description of lumpers.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2014-02-19 01:56|| 2014-02-19 01:56|| Front Page Top

#3 How do you get ice off an 18-wheeler? Drive it to Pernambuco (Brasil).

Posted by JFM 2014-02-19 07:22|| 2014-02-19 07:22|| Front Page Top

#4 HERE are Zero's shovel ready jobs!!!

Put all those cell phone recipients on 24x7 call to come with a shovel and a step ladder. Pay $100 an hour. Wadda-ya-think?

Posted by AlanC 2014-02-19 08:32|| 2014-02-19 08:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Put all those cell phone recipients on 24x7 call to come with a shovel and a step ladder. Pay $100 an hour.

Any earnings may impact the free boodle that they get for sitting on the couch.

Besides, they'd actually have to get off the couch.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2014-02-19 09:26|| 2014-02-19 09:26|| Front Page Top

#6 Barking up the wrong tree. Glowball warming is not working. Sue Gore for malpractice.

Posted by Omavising Ebbemp9815 2014-02-19 09:45|| 2014-02-19 09:45|| Front Page Top

#7 No, OE9815. The extra snow is exactly what the Goracle predicted as a consequence of global warming.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2014-02-19 12:57|| 2014-02-19 12:57|| Front Page Top

#8 Rambler, you are correct...sue him anyway.

Posted by AlanC 2014-02-19 13:17|| 2014-02-19 13:17|| Front Page Top

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