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2014-02-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Maine Police Investigating Screams Find Happy Pig

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Posted by Au Auric 2014-02-06 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Police say there was no assault and no disturbance "other than the screaming male pig."

...apparently similar to complaints arising at Wellesley College.

Posted by Procopius2k 2014-02-06 07:37|| 2014-02-06 07:37|| Front Page Top

#2 There's a joke here based on the Dog Ate My Homework... but I'm too genteel to lay it out....

Posted by Chailet Unase8653 2014-02-06 12:45|| 2014-02-06 12:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Apparently the male hadn't been laid in a while.

And 5 women... who wouldn't scream in delight!?!?!

Posted by DarthVader 2014-02-06 13:57|| 2014-02-06 13:57|| Front Page Top

#4 Wilbur, or Freddy?

Posted by Eric Jablow 2014-02-06 18:01|| 2014-02-06 18:01|| Front Page Top

#5 I'll have the 'Happy Pig', white rice, and egg rolls please.

Posted by Besoeker 2014-02-06 18:35|| 2014-02-06 18:35|| Front Page Top

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