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2013-05-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

NYPD Officer Tries to Help Cat in Tree, Gets Stuck

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Posted by Fred 2013-05-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 He is likely the size of Chris Christie

Posted by Kofi Gonque5324 2013-05-15 08:32|| 2013-05-15 08:32|| Front Page Top

#2 Next time use a firehose.

Posted by Muggsy Mussolini1226 2013-05-15 10:14|| 2013-05-15 10:14|| Front Page Top

#3 Ever see a cat that starved to death in a tree?
Me neither.

Posted by Dopey Sinatra9196 2013-05-15 17:57|| 2013-05-15 17:57|| Front Page Top

#4 Many years ago, one of our fire department dispatchers said something about never saw a cat skeleton in a tree to a woman who called about her cat up her tree. :-D

He did get into a little trouble with the chief - who agreed with the sentiment, but the dispatcher was a crusty old SOB who sounded like (and was) a jerk. We all got a good laugh out of it (the remark, and the trouble).

Posted by Barbara 2013-05-15 20:29|| 2013-05-15 20:29|| Front Page Top

#5 That is the standard law enforcement response to these requests. My father used it 30 years ago, my brother uses it now.

Posted by tu3031 2013-05-15 21:58|| 2013-05-15 21:58|| Front Page Top

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