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2013-03-07 Home Front: Politix

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Posted by Deacon Blues 2013-03-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 I need as much ammunition as I am willing to buy.

That is called the free market.

Stand aside or attempt to deny me, Florida.

Posted by rammer 2013-03-07 00:31|| 2013-03-07 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Anger Management testing analysis will be closely monitored and approved or disapproved by the Serbsky Central Research Institute Forensic Psychiatry.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-03-07 03:38|| 2013-03-07 03:38|| Front Page Top

#3 You can't be trusted to make your own decisions, so we will do it for you.

Oh, and while we are at it give me your checkbook and credit cards so I can inspect what you buy with your own money before you buy anything.

Now bend over.

Posted by Threater Flusoper9823 2013-03-07 04:13|| 2013-03-07 04:13|| Front Page Top

#4 Civil war monument on the grounds of the Michigan state capitol building.
The memorialized rifleman is aiming at the building's front door.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2013-03-07 04:56|| 2013-03-07 04:56|| Front Page Top

#5 I want anyone running for public office to take a test on the Constitution of the United States to include a major written portion. Results won't be graded but will be posted early enough in the voting cycle to give any opponent opportunity to exploit displays of idiocy.

Posted by Procopius2k 2013-03-07 09:25|| 2013-03-07 09:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Section VI, Geography:

1. Name the 57 States protected by the Constitution of the United States:

Posted by Besoeker 2013-03-07 09:56|| 2013-03-07 09:56|| Front Page Top

#7 If you have to think about if you "need" any ammo, then you don't have enough.

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2013-03-07 10:37|| 2013-03-07 10:37|| Front Page Top

Is it something in the Democratic National Committee drinking fountain?

I believe the Democrats require a criminal record before you run for office. Criminals, as a class, want disarmed victims.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2013-03-07 13:52|| 2013-03-07 13:52|| Front Page Top

#9 Because people who buy ammunition are soooo angry

Program likely staffed by people who think firearm owners are already irrational and angry so a person fails the class by showing up. Put in a clause that a person cannot privately transaction or gift ammo and there they go.

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-03-07 16:47|| 2013-03-07 16:47|| Front Page Top

#10 I propose the Florida state senators complete a stupidity management program before they're seated.

Posted by tu3031 2013-03-07 22:22|| 2013-03-07 22:22|| Front Page Top

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