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2012-07-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Mermaids don't exist, US assures its citizens

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Posted by Fred 2012-07-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 D *** NG, I KNEW IT!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-07-05 02:01|| 2012-07-05 02:01|| Front Page Top

#2 More coverups!!!
(holding tightly to tin-foil beanie)

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2012-07-05 09:59|| 2012-07-05 09:59|| Front Page Top

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2012-07-05 10:11|| 2012-07-05 10:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Always looked forward to the possibility that I fell overboard one day and was rescued by a buxom pesco-sapien.

Oh well.....

Posted by Mullah Richard 2012-07-05 11:39|| 2012-07-05 11:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Well if mermaids did exist, then the fines they pay for violating fishing limits are actually taxes and therefore constitutional.

Posted by lord garth 2012-07-05 11:54|| 2012-07-05 11:54|| Front Page Top

#6 Give it a rest, Lord Garth......[heh]

Posted by Alaska Paul 2012-07-05 13:48|| 2012-07-05 13:48|| Front Page Top

#7 (looks at video)...

Yeah, that's from back when Darryl Hannah looked more human than she does today.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2012-07-05 15:21|| 2012-07-05 15:21|| Front Page Top

#8 Dagon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yAnVNy27co

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2012-07-05 15:24|| 2012-07-05 15:24|| Front Page Top

#9 What about Bigfoot?

Posted by DarthVader 2012-07-05 15:33|| 2012-07-05 15:33|| Front Page Top

#10 Any rumors about Hillary being Cthulhu or simply related to Cthulhu are absolutely untrue.

As for Dagon, we have no comment.

Posted by Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division 2012-07-05 15:51|| 2012-07-05 15:51|| Front Page Top

#11 What about Bigfoot?

Pay no attention to the Thing behind the keyboard.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2012-07-05 17:13|| 2012-07-05 17:13|| Front Page Top

#12 They can't help it! They only want to believe in Fairies!

Posted by Cluth Darling of the Leprechauns2899 2012-07-05 19:41|| 2012-07-05 19:41|| Front Page Top

#13 It was gonna be on unicorns, but I think we all know who put the kibosh on that...

Posted by tu3031 2012-07-05 19:43|| 2012-07-05 19:43|| Front Page Top

#14 It's Merpeople, dang it!

Posted by Steven 2012-07-05 23:44|| 2012-07-05 23:44|| Front Page Top

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22:21 Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division
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