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2012-05-01 The Grand Turk
Dear Ulama: Heaven Is Not Your Pr0n Fantasy!
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Posted by trailing wife 2012-05-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ]  Top

#1 "Given 72 women per day" > Call me weird but it just doesn't sound like 72 "Raisins" to me, let alone 72 "Virginians"???

D *** NG IT, WOMAN, I THINK I'VE DISCOVERED HOW THE BOY WAS CONVERTED BACK AT BENNING TO BECOME THE MAHDI!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-05-01 00:10||   2012-05-01 00:10|| Front Page Top

#2 A fully faithful Moslem will be given 100 virgins per day with whom he will have sex all day long.

If my math is correct that would be roughly one virgin every 15 minutes, hence the permanent erection. Not much time left for gardening or watching sports. :-(
Posted by Besoeker 2012-05-01 01:53||   2012-05-01 01:53|| Front Page Top

#3 The muslims are obsessed with sex.
Posted by Squinty Glatch1099 2012-05-01 06:54||   2012-05-01 06:54|| Front Page Top

#4 Men in heaven will have a permanent erection
Their reward is priapism?
Posted by Spot 2012-05-01 07:52||   2012-05-01 07:52|| Front Page Top

#5 And given how many Muslim men treat the women and girls in their lives, giving them up to this treatment in their afterlife would not seem to be any real problem. In fact, it helps to explain some things.
Posted by gorb 2012-05-01 10:02||   2012-05-01 10:02|| Front Page Top

#6 Spot: I wonder if Avicenna know that detail.
Posted by Korora  2012-05-01 10:32||   2012-05-01 10:32|| Front Page Top

#7 I thought if you have an erection lating more than 4 hours, you're supposed to call the docter right away.

Al
Posted by Frozen Al 2012-05-01 11:07||   2012-05-01 11:07|| Front Page Top

#8 I thought if you have an erection lating more than 4 hours, you're supposed to call the docter right away.

"Why didn't you get to the ER after the prescribed four hours?"

"I was ... busy."
Posted by gorb 2012-05-01 12:08||   2012-05-01 12:08|| Front Page Top

#9 If you get all these delicious rewards when you go to Heaven why wont they let converts change back?
Posted by tipper 2012-05-01 12:36||   2012-05-01 12:36|| Front Page Top

#10 >In heaven there will be no bachelors.

Sounds like hell to me.
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2012-05-01 14:45||   2012-05-01 14:45|| Front Page Top

#11 If Mohammad were alive today he could make a fortune selling pr0n on the net. He was a natural at appealing to men's erotic fantasies.
Posted by tipper 2012-05-01 15:48||   2012-05-01 15:48|| Front Page Top

#12 Islam is not a religion. It is a sexual disorder.
Posted by Iblis 2012-05-01 17:08||   2012-05-01 17:08|| Front Page Top

#13 if you want a permanent erection, there is a guy in Californication that has a BMW motorcycle he would probably sell......
Posted by Glusoting Guelph8038 2012-05-01 20:06||   2012-05-01 20:06|| Front Page Top

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