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2012-01-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

DNA spray to foil thieves to be rolled out by McDonald's

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Posted by gorb 2012-01-09 15:33|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Does it come in different flavors?

Posted by Super Hose 2012-01-09 18:15|| 2012-01-09 18:15|| Front Page Top

#2 Thanks for the tip. Now all I have to do after robbing a McDonald's is to be sure to change and burn my clothes. And lie low for two weeks.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2012-01-09 18:30|| 2012-01-09 18:30|| Front Page Top

"The spray contains a synthetic DNA strand composed of 60 variable chromosomes, said SelectaDNA director David Morrissey."

That sentence doesn't make sense. Either the SelectaDNA director or the reporter doesn't have the slightest idea what the terms 'DNA strand' and 'chromosome' actually mean.

"Using a UVA light, police can see the markings left by the system and link the offender back to the scene."

So they can sequence these specifically coded DNA strands using a UVA lamp only? No PCR needed?

Posted by Glomolet Squank6990 2012-01-09 18:37|| 2012-01-09 18:37|| Front Page Top

#4 That sentence doesn't make sense

Dude, they're reporters. If they understood science and math, they would have real jobs.

Posted by SteveS 2012-01-09 19:24|| 2012-01-09 19:24|| Front Page Top

#5 I demand to know whether the spray will taste like ranch or honey mustard.

Posted by Super Hose 2012-01-09 19:45|| 2012-01-09 19:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Why not simply spray the robbers with boiling french fry grease to mark them with easily recognizable 2nd degree burns?

Bonus nerd question: could you use a gas chromatograph to identify grease from a particular McDonald's?

Posted by SteveS 2012-01-09 20:13|| 2012-01-09 20:13|| Front Page Top

#7 or.00 buckshot. Easily identifiable when they show up with blood freckles at the ER

Posted by Frank G 2012-01-09 20:41|| 2012-01-09 20:41|| Front Page Top

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