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2011-10-22 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Lindsay Lohan fails to turn up at LA morgue

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Posted by Fred 2011-10-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 A'int got it yet?
Back to jail, bond rescinded.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2011-10-22 00:10|| 2011-10-22 00:10|| Front Page Top

#2 The way she's going she'll turn up in the morgue sooner rather than later. Hard to imagine how the HOllywood types can get so messed up at 25.

Posted by Squinty Unusotch2490 2011-10-22 00:18|| 2011-10-22 00:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Yokay, I'll bite, is someone or some people advising her to deliber break the law for new movie contracts/projects + promote her "bad girl" image; or are obsessive Hollywood Parents once again trying to stress out + kill their own kids for their own narcissistic fame + self-worth, ala MJ + AMY WINEHOUSE???

* MJ + AMY > IMO their own manic selfish Parents or Families killed them long Long L-O-N-G AGO.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-10-22 00:58|| 2011-10-22 00:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Her father says she's smoking crack or meth and her newfound damage to front teeth appears to confirm it. I don't think she's anything but an addict on the path to winding up in the morgue as a stiff.

Posted by Silentbrick - Halliburton Lost Drill Bit Division 2011-10-22 09:48|| 2011-10-22 09:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Winter had previously described her duties as to include mopping floors, washing windows and taking out the garbage.

Ah, career change.
Learning a trade. Good for you, Lindsay...

Posted by tu3031 2011-10-22 10:01|| 2011-10-22 10:01|| Front Page Top

#6 ..an addict on the path to winding up in the morgue as a stiff.

So, this is sorta like preboarding.

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-10-22 11:29|| 2011-10-22 11:29|| Front Page Top

#7 "The star apologized for being late, her latest no-show, saying on Twitter than she wouldn't do it again."

Until next time.

Posted by Barbara 2011-10-22 13:55|| 2011-10-22 13:55|| Front Page Top

#8 Gadaffy in Libya pleading for his life. Freeze reality, remove Gadaffy. Insert Lohan. Roll reality.

Posted by KBK 2011-10-22 19:56|| 2011-10-22 19:56|| Front Page Top

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