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2011-08-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2011-08-10 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 I've heard of shooting your mouth off, But?

Posted by Redneck Jim 2011-08-10 00:23|| 2011-08-10 00:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Uh, uh, BE GENTLE - IT'S HIS = HER FIRST GUN???

Must be - only thing missing is his BGFF announcing she's preggers, although I don't think Paternity Tests work on Metal.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-08-10 00:35|| 2011-08-10 00:35|| Front Page Top

#3 What is this grocery store?

And his, uhumm, pistol control, never mind the bollocks.

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-08-10 01:05|| 2011-08-10 01:05|| Front Page Top

#4 This is why you never tuck a gun in your pants. EVER. Doesn't matter if the safety is on or not. Doesn't matter if it's loaded or not.

I agree with my shooting coach. Anyone shooting themselves 'accidently' while cleaning or handling a gun is simply a suicide.

Posted by Silentbrick - Halliburton Lost Drill Bit Division 2011-08-10 01:32|| 2011-08-10 01:32|| Front Page Top

#5 BTW: it was a pink gun (wtf?)

Posted by chinditz 2011-08-10 05:31|| 2011-08-10 05:31|| Front Page Top

#6 So he pulled a Napolean and blew his Bonaparte.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-08-10 08:22|| 2011-08-10 08:22|| Front Page Top

#7 swksvolFF: It was a Fry's grocery store, part of the Kroger chain.

I talked one one of their senior cashiers who is a very conservative Boy Scout leader about their gun policy. He said there are two rules:

1) If you carry, conceal carry for two reasons. The first is that open carry freaks out dimwits. The second is that there is no reason in the world for an armed robber to see your gun before you use it.

2) (secret rule) If you shoot an armed robber, they are far less likely to sue everyone if you do a good job of it.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-08-10 10:51|| 2011-08-10 10:51|| Front Page Top

#8 Good nuus, bad nuus. Gunshot through the femoral artery gives you about 3.5 minutes at best. Buy a holster dumba**!

Posted by Besoeker 2011-08-10 11:32|| 2011-08-10 11:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Hmmmmmmmm...walking towards a grocery store stuffing a gun down his pants?
I wonder if Joshua and the little lady are "familiar to police"?

Posted by tu3031 2011-08-10 12:18|| 2011-08-10 12:18|| Front Page Top

#10 Doctor: "I've got some good news and I've got some bad news."
Patient: "Give me the good news first."
Doctor: "You'll never do that again."
Patient: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "You'll never do that again."

Posted by Perfesser 2011-08-10 16:45|| 2011-08-10 16:45|| Front Page Top

#11 They were already approaching when this move took place, so I was wondering if it was someplace dangerous, like a chucky cheese.

Not sure where to begin as far as firearm safety...probably on what the did right.

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-08-10 16:55|| 2011-08-10 16:55|| Front Page Top

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