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2011-05-19 Caribbean-Latin America

Vacancy at GITMO - Haji Inayatullah checks out.

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Posted by Besoeker 2011-05-19 01:12|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Mods, please repair to... "checks out."

Posted by Besoeker 2011-05-19 01:16|| 2011-05-19 01:16|| Front Page Top

#2 I'd like to think of them as dying one of the four deaths of Judas Iscariot. Either hanging themselves; "falling in a field so that their bowels gush out", which sounds like what might happen if hit by a Hellfire missile; "being run over by a chariot, so that their bowels gush out"; or just by being stoned.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-05-19 09:57|| 2011-05-19 09:57|| Front Page Top

#3 Ever wonder why Muslims are so eager to commit suicide? They're represented by fools like JUSTICE. I suspect it's the embarrassment

Posted by Frank G 2011-05-19 11:48|| 2011-05-19 11:48|| Front Page Top

#4 "Who's your prophet?"

You mean there is a prophet of CrazyFool out there somewhere?

Poor guy!

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-05-19 11:52|| 2011-05-19 11:52|| Front Page Top

#5 nice psychoanalysis by language. What does it mean when I say: "you're my bitch"?

Posted by Frank G 2011-05-19 12:23|| 2011-05-19 12:23|| Front Page Top

#6 "Who's your God?"
"Who's your prophet?"

Followed closely by..

ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death!
ROBIN: Oh, great.
KNIGHT: Look!
ARTHUR: There's the old man from Scene 24!
BEDEMIR: What is he doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each
traveller five questions--
KNIGHT: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--
KNIGHT: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.
ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?
ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
ROBIN: Oh, I won't go.
KNIGHT: Who's going to answer the questions?
ARTHUR: Sir Robin!
ROBIN: Yes?
ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.
ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go?
LAUNCELOT: Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed.
I shall make a feint to the north-east--
ARTHUR: No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on! Just answer the five
questions--
KNIGHT: Three questions.
ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch... and
pray.
LAUNCELOT: I understand, my liege.
ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.
KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
KEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN: That's easy!
KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.

Posted by Warthog 2011-05-19 12:32|| 2011-05-19 12:32|| Front Page Top

#7 I've seen Frank G. Trust me, he's no Lady.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-05-19 12:33|| 2011-05-19 12:33|| Front Page Top

#8 Hmm, insults. The language of someone who is absolutely clueless and has no rational comments.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-05-19 12:39|| 2011-05-19 12:39|| Front Page Top

#9 JUSTICE: Do not offend Fred, for he is one of the Abdal, and if you offend him, with a wave of his hand, you will cease to exist.

I might add that the modern definition of Abdal is fouled up, for men disregarded the warning to leave the Abdal alone, and attempted to define them. They do not share in the covenants of man, and you interfere with their activities at your own peril.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-05-19 12:54|| 2011-05-19 12:54|| Front Page Top

#10 True... Ask the people of Ad and Thamud.

Moose is clearly referring to Utba ibn Rabia's shock when the verses in Fussilat were revealed to mankind.

Above him is the number 19...

Posted by Admiral Allan Ackbar 2011-05-19 13:14|| 2011-05-19 13:14|| Front Page Top

#11 #3

...moose,
And what's going to happen after you die...do you know?

You'll be all alone...in your grave at night. And the angel of death will come and ask you...

"Who's your God?"
"Who's your prophet?"

...and what will you answer him, stupid?

And then the angel will lash you...the pain so excruciating that all the animals in the graveyard will hear your screams.

And when the dogs at the graveyard are howling, we Muslims know what they are hearing!

You fool...wake up and become Muslim before it's too late.

Never having actually been dead you can't really vouch for any of that. Research among people who have been dead and who've been brought back suggests you're wrong.

Try answering a few other questions:

Why would God be so emotionally insecure that he requires you and everyone else to bonk their heads in the direction of Mecca five times a day?
Why would a God who is all-powerful require a prophet? Even if he does, why should a prophet be accorded any more respect than anyone else?
The prophet told everybody he was infallible. The Pope sez the same thing. Whom to believe, whom to believe...?
Why should it be of the least interest to you if we don't believe in your god? If we're going to squeal like piggies in the afterlife what does that have to do with you?
Is it necessary for you to be a jerk or do you just elect to be so?

You fool...wake up and become agnostic before it's too late.

Posted by Fred 2011-05-19 13:16|| 2011-05-19 13:16|| Front Page Top

#12 Must be the C team.

If moclown is the ideal, and moclown was illiterate, then why all the fuss about books and why are you typing, especially in a language other than moclown.

Arab culture is stale. Macroislamic goals tend to be conquor new peoples or fuck your cousin, even when they attempt to escape the anus of post pangea but keep the good parts (you know, the parts handed down by the culture put to the sword or converted) gossipers and thugs go out of their way to bully back into line.

It is a sad, pathetic offering when a people so excited about violence and being the premier race cannot win an archery tourny, marksmanship, or even a stupid little soccer game. Even the USA can win in soccer. The desert follows islam, my only question is whether the seed will follow the retreat.

The fruit of islam is a jelly bean. It could be the almighty isn't especially happy about being mooned, and allan can see your thoughts through your asshole.

Been on any good dates lately? Why is that?

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-05-19 17:20|| 2011-05-19 17:20|| Front Page Top

#13 Hey Justice... since stuff like computers work... and we've made quantum entangled states that really are... then the basic premise of the quantum nature of all is proven... so... should such a quantumly possible angel or some other random post death something be/happen/whatever... your best strategy is to start flipping coins to change your quantum probability path.

So ... if you see a nasty angel like the Muslim angel of death... start flipping imaginary coins or throwing imaginary dice.... to change the situation....

see... its all quantum in the end...

Posted by Water Modem 2011-05-19 18:03|| 2011-05-19 18:03|| Front Page Top

#14 It's been interesting to watch the trajectory if young Justice's comments since he found Rantburg. In the beginning he was consumed with gloating about raping our females in front of their husbands/brothers/fathers while said menfolk were cleaning the toilets. He didn't enjoy the response, so he moved to personal insult and meditations on my flowing armpit hair (some things we do not ask why, lest there be an answer). This new concern for the state of our souls, and the entire arc of his thoughts reflects rather neatly the thought process of the Ummah: following 9/11 they saw the Muslim conquest as imminent, then they were angry at the conquest that fell upon their unconquerable heartlands, now they have only the hope that the soft jihad of the law will work.

Because the attempt by Al Qaeda, et al at conquest by the sword, which is Islam's promised proof that Muhammed prophesied truly, sure seems to be showing by its abject failure that he didn't.

Posted by trailing wife 2011-05-19 20:03|| 2011-05-19 20:03|| Front Page Top

#15 I wonder how JUSTICE thinks he's going to get into his version of heaven.

Maybe through acts of kindness? Or won't that get a muslim into heaven?

Posted by gorb 2011-05-19 21:18|| 2011-05-19 21:18|| Front Page Top

#16 I think JUSTICE plans on Election via saving all of our heathen souls through preaching.

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2011-05-19 23:18|| 2011-05-19 23:18|| Front Page Top

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