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2011-01-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Jermaine Jackson stranded in Ouagadougou
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Posted by Fred 2011-01-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 So why exactly would anybody who didn't have to be be in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso?
Maybe she can get knocked up by Tito for the hat trick...
Posted by tu3031 2011-01-12 00:22||   2011-01-12 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Kinda like that Bob Dylan song, "Stuck Inside of Ouagadougou with those Jackson Blues Again".
Posted by SteveS 2011-01-12 01:46||   2011-01-12 01:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Jermajesty? Dear lord........
Posted by Phaiger Trotsky4912 2011-01-12 04:50||   2011-01-12 04:50|| Front Page Top

#4 Look's like baby mama knows she's hooked into a plush deal...

Katherine Jackson has been trying to get Alejandra to leave since June after her son, Jaafar threatened ‘Blanket’ Jackson with a stun gun. Alejandra promptly hired a lawyer, so the Jackson family sweetened the offer – ‘Move out and you get a free condo.’ But she had to sign a confidentiality agreement and agree to not write a book about the family. Alejandra refused to sign and is now in ‘active negotiations’ for a gaudy tell-all about life with the Jacksons.

When Alehandra flew out to Japan last month, Momma Jackson assumed she’d left for good and brought in workers to remodel the family compound in Encino. Then Alejandra returned, moved straight back in and is now holding the remodel hostage by refusing to leave.

Katherine called the cops, but they couldn’t do anything without an eviction order so Mamma Jackson is now asking a court to grant her one so she can be free of this leech. Her case is that Alejandra and her brood – Jaafar, Jermajesty, Genevieve, Donte and Randy Jr. are not beneficiaries of her son’s will and thus have no claim to be on the property.

Look's like you still got a shot, Tito...
Posted by tu3031 2011-01-12 07:35||   2011-01-12 07:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Stranded in Ouagadougou would be a great name & theme for a song.
Posted by Water Modem 2011-01-12 09:13||   2011-01-12 09:13|| Front Page Top

#6 Someday I will write my Great American Novel, Love Among the Nudibranches. I may base on this, if I don't plagiarize the Odyssey.
Posted by Fred 2011-01-12 09:52||   2011-01-12 09:52|| Front Page Top

#7 "Tito! Hep me! Hello? Hello?"

"Janet! Hep me! This is Jermaine! Your brother, Jermaine. You remember. Hello? Hello?"
Posted by  Anonymoose 2011-01-12 09:54||   2011-01-12 09:54|| Front Page Top

#8 Must be some kind of a family tradition.
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2011-01-12 11:54||   2011-01-12 11:54|| Front Page Top

#9 It's a shame they broke up before they had the opportunity to saddle some unfortunate child with the name of Jeroyalhighness. Apparently, the names of the three children with the brother weren't ridiculous enough to be mentioned. *sigh*

if I don't plagiarize the Odyssey

I can't wait to see what you use in place of the phrases "wine-dark sea" and "rosy fingered dawn".
Posted by ryuge 2011-01-12 16:06||   2011-01-12 16:06|| Front Page Top

#10 HERE is a Google Earth link for Ouagadougou with pics to click.

Oh, Mama, can this really be the end?
To be stuck in Ouagadougou
With the deadbeat blues again
/channeling Bob Dylan
Posted by Alaska Paul 2011-01-12 17:48||   2011-01-12 17:48|| Front Page Top

#11 Why does the STATE of California have anything at all to say about the FEDERAL government's issuing a passport?

After all, states aren't supposed to have anything to do with immigration since that is a Federal responsibility.
Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2011-01-12 19:00||   2011-01-12 19:00|| Front Page Top

#12 Serves him right for (a) not supporting his children and (b) going to Upper Volta Burkina Faso in the first place.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2011-01-12 19:27||   2011-01-12 19:27|| Front Page Top

#13 "Don't you go to Far Ouagadougou..."

Eh, I don't know if it scans.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2011-01-12 19:30||   2011-01-12 19:30|| Front Page Top

#14 Who cares? Why bother to comment? Ooops!
Posted by Slamble Bumble9403 2011-01-12 20:50||   2011-01-12 20:50|| Front Page Top

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