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2010-11-05 India-Pakistan

Falling coconut threat to Obama neutralised

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Posted by Fred 2010-11-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 The very serious threat that 40 aeroplanes, 32 war ships, 400 security personel, and 800 "friends", and one tunnel could not prevent from occuring HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED. That being the Falling Coconut Threat.Now this should NOT be a LAUGHING MATTER!The recent unexplained falling of the Presidential Seal, and the unexplainable flying book during a recent speach. KARMA, dude! Gotta watch out for the Obama KARMA.

Posted by wr 2010-11-05 00:24|| 2010-11-05 00:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Stop laughing. A coconut strike can hurt worse than a Slurpee headache.

Posted by gorb 2010-11-05 00:27|| 2010-11-05 00:27|| Front Page Top

#3 34 warships.

Posted by Pappy 2010-11-05 00:43|| 2010-11-05 00:43|| Front Page Top

#4 Wow, first the Coconuts falling in Guam's MATAPANG BEACH = HOTEL ROW, then in INDJUH [India], NOW POTUS BAMMER???

* ION PAKISTANI DEFENCE FORUM > [Nobel Laureate = 2008 POTUS Elex] IFF OBAMA WINS HE WILL BE ASSASSINATED.

[BART "NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE BUTTERFLY = COCONUT" SIMPSON here].

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-11-05 00:49|| 2010-11-05 00:49|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, this was a serwious thrweat! Everyone knows killer swamp rabbits use these things to get close to their prey.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2010-11-05 01:28|| 2010-11-05 01:28|| Front Page Top

#6 "Sometimes you feel like a (coco)nut, sometimes you don't...."

Posted by USN,Ret 2010-11-05 01:38|| 2010-11-05 01:38|| Front Page Top

#7 The problem is that no one in the entourage wants to answer the pres when he asks why trees have ball and he doesn't.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2010-11-05 07:29|| 2010-11-05 07:29|| Front Page Top

#8 This trip is stimulating India's economy. However, their economy doesn't need stimulating. Maybe he's going over their to learn how to stimulate our economy.

Posted by JohnQC 2010-11-05 08:38|| 2010-11-05 08:38|| Front Page Top

#9 Bummer. Was hoping there would be a chance to knock some sense into that thick skull....

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2010-11-05 09:28|| 2010-11-05 09:28|| Front Page Top

#10 hope they protect TOTUS. Without his teleprompter, this idiot will embarrass us ~~even more~~

Posted by Frank G 2010-11-05 09:33|| 2010-11-05 09:33|| Front Page Top

#11 TOTUS will be there - the very first time a teleprompter has been used inside India's Parliament building.

Posted by john frum 2010-11-05 09:38|| 2010-11-05 09:38|| Front Page Top

#12 Mynd you, cøcønut bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Posted by Angie Schultz 2010-11-05 09:44|| 2010-11-05 09:44|| Front Page Top

#13 To whom will he genuflect? Singh?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2010-11-05 10:38|| 2010-11-05 10:38|| Front Page Top

#14 #5 Hey, this was a serwious thrweat! Everyone knows killer swamp rabbits use these things to get close to their prey.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike 2010-11-05 01:28

WM, this was also my first thought. He is channeling Carter's "attack rabbits".

Posted by WolfDog 2010-11-05 11:31|| 2010-11-05 11:31|| Front Page Top

#15 Dear Obama,
I hope you have a safe trip, but please don't forget the message the voters sent you and your accomplices on Tuesday:

Posted by ryuge 2010-11-05 11:34|| 2010-11-05 11:34|| Front Page Top

#16 Thank, God.

I was worried about that.

Posted by Kelly 2010-11-05 13:31|| 2010-11-05 13:31|| Front Page Top

#17 Of course, this is the result of a misunderstanding. An Indian official overheard a Democrat ranting about Bobby Jindal and Nikki Haley, and confused the Democrat's racial slur against them with an expression of concern for falling fruit.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2010-11-05 14:28|| 2010-11-05 14:28|| Front Page Top

#18 I thought that was what the Medici tunnel was for? Besides that term is racist - perhaps herbiscus airial appendage?

Really what is the point of this trip? Besides finding the origins of shellack that is. I'm sure this will make many friends turning Mumbai into a 10 day LA tour.

Posted by swksvolFF 2010-11-05 14:38|| 2010-11-05 14:38|| Front Page Top

#19 Damn! Another opportunity to "send a message" lost. "President" O'Bumble just doesn't get it, and it's getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that he doesn't get it. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, IDIOT, IT'S ABOUT "WE THE PEOPLE". Take a deep breath, learn a little humility, and grow up. Otherwise, in 2012 you're going to be so despondent we'll have to initiate a "suicide watch". We probably have a few blind folk that will volunteer for that...

Posted by Old Patriot 2010-11-05 15:06|| 2010-11-05 15:06|| Front Page Top

#20 The latest word (H/T Drudge) is that 34 ships will not accompany Obummer on this trip. But remember, with Slow Joe Biden waiting in the wings, we want to keep the POTUS safe at all costs.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2010-11-05 16:17|| 2010-11-05 16:17|| Front Page Top

#21 Ebbang,
I never thought I'd say this, but the words "President Joe Biden" are strangely comforting to me.

Al

Posted by Frozen Al 2010-11-05 16:22|| 2010-11-05 16:22|| Front Page Top

#22 Good job! Gotta protect the Coconuts!

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-11-05 17:45|| 2010-11-05 17:45|| Front Page Top

#23 This is another fake out. Everyone wants to know where all the stimulus money went. My guess O is left the building with a tidy package. Baa Bye suckers.

Posted by Dale 2010-11-05 18:35|| 2010-11-05 18:35|| Front Page Top

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