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2010-09-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Hat tip to Japanese - Paris Hilton a big NO GO at Narita.
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Posted by Besoeker 2010-09-22 07:01|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 "No, no! You no come in! Last time you come here you give entire country clap! You go home right now, skanky-san!"
Posted by  Anonymoose 2010-09-22 09:18||   2010-09-22 09:18|| Front Page Top

#2 LOL. Is she required to wear a scarlet "S" on her chest for Skanky-san?
Posted by JohnQC 2010-09-22 09:45||   2010-09-22 09:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Is it just me, or does a broadly grinning Nikon Full Body Scanner machine come to mind?
Posted by Besoeker 2010-09-22 09:51||   2010-09-22 09:51|| Front Page Top

#4 LOL Moose - this has to go to the classics just for that.
Posted by CrazyFool 2010-09-22 10:32||   2010-09-22 10:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Not a felon.

Paris Hilton will serve a year of probation and avoid a felony conviction under the terms of a plea deal worked out with prosecutors following her arrest on drug charges in Las Vegas, Clark County District Attorney David Roger said Friday.

Roger said the celebrity socialite has agreed to plead guilty Monday in Las Vegas Justice Court to two misdemeanors stemming from the Aug. 27 arrest.

Hilton, 29, was arrested inside the Wynn resort, after police say a small plastic bag containing 0.8 grams of cocaine fell out of her Chanel purse as she reached for a tube of lip balm in front of a police lieutenant.

DA: Paris Hilton to avoid felony in Vegas arrest
Posted by KBK 2010-09-22 11:09||   2010-09-22 11:09|| Front Page Top

#6 In that case I guess moose (above) may be closer to the truth....
Posted by CrazyFool 2010-09-22 11:16||   2010-09-22 11:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Not a felon.

My mistake, KBK. Thank you. Not quite a convicted felon, then.
Posted by trailing wife 2010-09-22 12:06||   2010-09-22 12:06|| Front Page Top

#8 why can't we do the same thing when she comes back here?
Posted by chris 2010-09-22 13:03||   2010-09-22 13:03|| Front Page Top

#9 Great idea, Chris! "The Skank Without a Country"
Posted by Dar  2010-09-22 13:05||   2010-09-22 13:05|| Front Page Top

#10 #1 "No, no! You no come in! Last time you come here you give entire country clap! You go home right now, skanky-san!"
Posted by  Anonymoose 2010-09-22 09:18||   2010-09-22 09:18|| Front Page ||Comments   Top

No No! You no say craap ploperry. No Unagi roll for you gai gin.
Posted by Secret Asian Man 2010-09-22 14:38||   2010-09-22 14:38|| Front Page Top

#11 'You go home right now, skanky-san!"
Posted by Anonymoose'

would it not be onee-skank-chan
Posted by linker 2010-09-22 22:30||   2010-09-22 22:30|| Front Page Top

#12 I have no real beef against Paris, she is just vacant and misguided, but not a malicious person. Actually, poor thing, I hope she gets treated so she doesn't die of an overdose. She should thank the Japanese, that embarassing no entry moment might be her "rock bottom" before she gets the help she so desperately needs? She always struck me as a lost soul who cares too much, about what people think of her, but is completely out of control. I mean, if her shopping binges are any clue to her rampant benders, she is not long for this world if she can't get help. It is sad.
Posted by Rectangle4321 2010-09-22 22:47||   2010-09-22 22:47|| Front Page Top

#13 And lets hope all the testy comments above aren't coming from anyone with a former addiction or as many families nowadays, a relative with of one, because certain individuals here (ahem) seem a might bit judgemental. Ya know, he who is without sin, throw the first stone.
Posted by Rectangle4321 2010-09-22 22:53||   2010-09-22 22:53|| Front Page Top

#14 Oh exaactly, "cast" the first stone. Beat you to the punch, O judgemental one.
Posted by Rectangle4321 2010-09-22 23:02||   2010-09-22 23:02|| Front Page Top

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