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2010-09-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Underwear-wearing man severely beaten in heinous Wiffle bat attack

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Posted by Anonymoose 2010-09-02 13:19|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 He wiffed it.

Posted by DarthVader 2010-09-02 13:35|| 2010-09-02 13:35|| Front Page Top

#2 a broken jaw, a fractured skull and several broken teeth

That's pretty impressive Wiffle battery. Sign him up.

Posted by regular joe 2010-09-02 13:53|| 2010-09-02 13:53|| Front Page Top

#3 The "heinous" scene from Kentucky Fried Movie (slightly NSFW)

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-09-02 15:01|| 2010-09-02 15:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Soon to be drafted by the 'Nats.

Posted by swksvolFF 2010-09-02 16:32|| 2010-09-02 16:32|| Front Page Top

#5 "Take me to the drive in and prove you love me!"

Thanks for the link and the chuckle, 'moose. One of the better and funnier moments from the '70's, that movie.

Posted by no mo uro 2010-09-02 18:02|| 2010-09-02 18:02|| Front Page Top

#6 Actually, when Wiffle ball bats first came out, they were made of wood:

http://www.wiffleballusa.com/history.html

That would leave a mark.

Posted by no mo uro 2010-09-02 18:05|| 2010-09-02 18:05|| Front Page Top

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