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2010-07-25 --Tech & Moderator Notes

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Posted by Fred 2010-07-25 13:58|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 I love it!

Posted by Bobby 2010-07-25 14:16|| 2010-07-25 14:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Islamabad = city of Islam

Afghanistan = Islamic Republic of the Afghans

Pakistan, Iran similarly

Posted by lord garth 2010-07-25 14:27|| 2010-07-25 14:27|| Front Page Top

#3 What ever you do, DON'T LET JOSEPH M near it!!!! I will have to start taking LSD to understand it!!

Posted by 49 Pan 2010-07-25 14:28|| 2010-07-25 14:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Anonymous or unnamed sources should be rumor mongers or something like that.

corpse should be dead tango

militant needs something.....hmmm....terrorist, or something more colorful.

We need to post a list of main phrases or words used by MSM and let the readers go at it. Then we can make a spreadsheet or database and pick the best words or phrases from suggestions. It would be fun.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-07-25 14:30|| 2010-07-25 14:30|| Front Page Top

#5 Militant would be jihadi-bot

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-07-25 14:31|| 2010-07-25 14:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Alternative to "Anonymous or unnamed sources" - "LLL sock puppets"

Posted by PBMcL 2010-07-25 14:41|| 2010-07-25 14:41|| Front Page Top

#7 I use "hard boy" as the translation for "militant." "Extremists" become "krazed killers."

Posted by Fred 2010-07-25 14:41|| 2010-07-25 14:41|| Front Page Top

#8 Alternative to "Anonymous or unnamed sources" - "LLL sock puppets"

Now I'm having a dilemma. I don't want to hurt LLL sock puppet feelings more than they already are, but at the same time I don't want to give the jihadi-bots any more reason to be upset with us.

Posted by gorb 2010-07-25 14:54|| 2010-07-25 14:54|| Front Page Top

#9 Replace:

liberal,
democrat,
socialist,
communist,
Obama supporter
progressive

with

leftist

Posted by badanov 2010-07-25 14:57|| 2010-07-25 14:57|| Front Page Top

#10 elegant, badanov

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-07-25 15:03|| 2010-07-25 15:03|| Front Page Top

#11 dissidents seems closer to grouchy goobers, but just goobers will do.

Posted by Muggsy Glink 2010-07-25 16:12|| 2010-07-25 16:12|| Front Page Top

#12 Fred and OP:

Execellent work on the Translator. Now please begin your collaboration on the new Rantburg-S and a Google Earth icon that will orient us on the topically referenced Lat/Long.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-07-25 16:23|| 2010-07-25 16:23|| Front Page Top

#13 This is a great idea. Some suggestions.

Mugabe -> Kleptocrat Mugabe
Congressman(woman) ??? -> The Honorable Mr(Ms). ??? (Note: the irony of this one is too much)
Cincinnati Reds -> The long suffering Cincinnati Redlegs
Al Gore -> The Goracle
suicide bomber -> 'splodydope
Ann Coulter -> Ann Coulter, today's Cassandra,
Attorney General Holder -> foolish Attorney General Holder
Jamie Gorelick -> Jamie Gorelick, the wicked,
Central Command -> the Sandbox
Nobel Laureate -> Nobel Laureate in a different field

Best wishes to you and your work.

Posted by rammer 2010-07-25 16:54|| 2010-07-25 16:54|| Front Page Top

#14 Senator Barbara Boxer -> Madam Barbara Boxer

Posted by badanov 2010-07-25 17:03|| 2010-07-25 17:03|| Front Page Top

#15 Senator Barbara Boxer -> Ma'am Bitch (D- Unemployed)

Posted by Frank G 2010-07-25 17:12|| 2010-07-25 17:12|| Front Page Top

#16 To make the reading more entertaining you could just replace some folks names with icon size photos inline...

Posted by 3dc 2010-07-25 17:19|| 2010-07-25 17:19|| Front Page Top

#17 Cool, our own argot automaton!

Posted by KBK 2010-07-25 17:31|| 2010-07-25 17:31|| Front Page Top

#18 Mahmoud Abbas --> ineffectual Mahmoud Abbas

Palestinian --> Paleo

Gaza --> Gazoo

Gazan --> Gazook

Islamic charity --> Widows Ammunition Fund

Posted by Steve White 2010-07-25 18:05|| 2010-07-25 18:05|| Front Page Top

#19 Any government official commenting anonymously or on the condition that he/she not be named --> squealer

Any government spokesperson --> mouthpiece

Posted by Steve White 2010-07-25 18:07|| 2010-07-25 18:07|| Front Page Top

#20 http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

The Dialectizer takes text and translates it to one of the following: Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, and Hacker (an early version of Hacker, not yet evolved into full L33T-speak).

For example: "Yo've probably noticed thet ah's wawkin' on th' translato'. ah speck it'll be an on-gwine projeck fo' awhile."

"Yer've probably noticed that I'm bloody well workin' on the bloomin' translator, right? I expect it'll be an on-gahn project for orhile."

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-07-25 18:12|| 2010-07-25 18:12|| Front Page Top

#21 Just translate everything to Joe-speak. No copyright infringement risk, ever.

Posted by Glenmore 2010-07-25 19:06|| 2010-07-25 19:06|| Front Page Top

#22 I'm lovin the ingenuity/creativity of motivated Rantburgers.

Militant = Dead man walking; 72 virgin candidate
Jihadist = Headbanger
Current Government = Puzzle palace
BO and people around him = leftist extremist
Islamics = latent jihadists = radicals
Attorneys who sue for copyright violation = bottom feeders (or fill in the blanks with your favorite expression)

Ah, the translator project--something to get out of bed for. Should there be a page for recommended translations much like there is a page for "seedy politicians" and "opinion" pieces?

Posted by JohnQC 2010-07-25 19:34|| 2010-07-25 19:34|| Front Page Top

#23 Just translate everything to Joe-speak. No copyright infringement risk, ever.

Glenmore, I think you just volunteered to write us the equivalent of a decombobulator/recombobulator.

Posted by gorb 2010-07-25 20:03|| 2010-07-25 20:03|| Front Page Top

#24 for party affiliation change (D-**) to (D-ranged)

All my other favorites have already been suggested.

Posted by abu do you love 2010-07-25 20:40|| 2010-07-25 20:40|| Front Page Top

#25 Put the article into Mucky-speak and your legal worries are over. [only problem is that you may be carted away for, er, observation for an indeterminate time]

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-07-25 21:10|| 2010-07-25 21:10|| Front Page Top

#26 Should there be a page for recommended translations much like there is a page for "seedy politicians" and "opinion" pieces?

My vote is a regular post immediately following the Bloid every day until Fred is satisfied with the result. I realized that after the first flood of suggestions it will peter out for a while, but the occasional brilliant thought will then have a place to bloom.

Pakistan = Land of the Pure OR the soi-disant "Punjab-Afghan-Kashmir Land" (or was Pakhton/Pashtun in there too, somewhere? I've managed to confuse myself on the question).

Saudi Arabia = the Magic Kingdom

Posted by trailing wife 2010-07-25 22:06|| 2010-07-25 22:06|| Front Page Top

#27 Russians = Rooskies or Rooshuns

killed = tagged or Tango Uniform or titzup

Posted by badanov 2010-07-25 22:15|| 2010-07-25 22:15|| Front Page Top

#28 Bill Clinton = Slick Willie
Hillary Clinton = Hildebeast

Posted by Besoeker 2010-07-25 22:31|| 2010-07-25 22:31|| Front Page Top

#29 #9: Replace:
liberal
...
Obama supporter
with
leftist Posted by: badanov||2010-07-25 14:57|

I think I prefer the term "enemy cr@pweasels" myself.

Posted by Old Patriot 2010-07-25 23:20|| 2010-07-25 23:20|| Front Page Top

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