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2010-05-26 India-Pakistan

Pakistan police bust Peshawar 'eunuch wedding'

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Posted by Fred 2010-05-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 This should be a Rantburg Classic, Fred, after it ripens up with a day of snarking.

Ya see, there was this portly fertilizer dealer in Peshawer who was looking for some action, see. And this 19 year old teenage eunich comes up to him, see, and he sez, "I wanna marry you, your portliness."

And the fertilizer dealer sez, Look, I'm only throwing a surprise birthday party for yez, so don't read anything more to it than it is, which is just an excuse for a tumble in the ammonium nitrate bin with yez.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-05-26 02:28|| 2010-05-26 02:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Sounds like a eunuch experience.

Posted by Mike 2010-05-26 08:40|| 2010-05-26 08:40|| Front Page Top

#3 This sounds like a joke that needs a third character. "A portly fertilizer dealer, a eunuch, and a __________ go into a bar(mitzvah?)..."

"...and then he proved it!"

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-05-26 08:46|| 2010-05-26 08:46|| Front Page Top

#4 Bet the eunuch doesn't have the balls to try that again.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2010-05-26 10:01|| 2010-05-26 10:01|| Front Page Top

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