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2010-04-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by phil_b 2010-04-26 03:49|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 Reminds me of the old story that if everyone on earth jumped up at the same time then the earth would shift out of orbit

This sounds more fun though !

Posted by Oscar 2010-04-26 04:12|| 2010-04-26 04:12|| Front Page Top

#2 I think it's going to be a bust.

Posted by Mike 2010-04-26 08:15|| 2010-04-26 08:15|| Front Page Top

#3 I'd stay abreast of the situation, but it really is NSFW.

Posted by Eric Jablow 2010-04-26 09:02|| 2010-04-26 09:02|| Front Page Top

#4 At 11am local time, a 6.9 magnitude earthquake hit Taiwan, no doubt causing thousands of Boobquake fans to hastily button up.

Button up? I think we're onto something that Halliburton could only dream of! I'd say leave them unbuttoned!

Posted by gorb 2010-04-26 09:54|| 2010-04-26 09:54|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, theoretically, they should all take their breasts out of their blouses entirely, because the boob counter-jiggle would actually dampen the movement of the earthquake.

It uses the same logic that increasing a fractional amount of a trace gas can cause global warming, so the science of the earthquake boob dampening effect is also settled.

The only possible problem might be if that many exposed boobs causes a mathematician to divide by zero.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-04-26 10:15|| 2010-04-26 10:15|| Front Page Top

#6 I say it is nto applicable.

Its Taiwan. IBTC was probably originally formed there. One cannot put much cleavage on a 2x4. There are notable exceptions, but over-all, it is mos def not Las Vegas.

Posted by No I am the other Beldar 2010-04-26 11:30|| 2010-04-26 11:30|| Front Page Top

#7 The only possible problem might be if that many exposed boobs causes a mathematician to divide by zero.

I would have thought by infinity, but I discovered the hard way that I don't think like a mathematician.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-04-26 11:34|| 2010-04-26 11:34|| Front Page Top

#8 Ain't fakin',
whole lotta shakin'
goin' on.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2010-04-26 11:34|| 2010-04-26 11:34|| Front Page Top

#9 Perhaps all the boobs should have been pointing toward Mecca. But then I repeat myself.

Posted by ed 2010-04-26 11:36|| 2010-04-26 11:36|| Front Page Top

#10

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2010-04-26 12:14|| 2010-04-26 12:14|| Front Page Top

#11 What we are talking about here is the female equivalent of the Stockbridge Damper, used to dampen vibrations on large power lines. If the earthquake in Taiwan was to be stopped, all the cleavage units would have needed to be fully released before the earthquake, otherwise they would not have their damping function actuated.

Here is a pic of a Stockbridge Damper:

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-04-26 19:06|| 2010-04-26 19:06|| Front Page Top

#12 Mike and Eric, go to your rooms. ;-)

Alaska Paul, um, go to your workshop???

Posted by lotp 2010-04-26 19:31|| 2010-04-26 19:31|| Front Page Top

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