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2010-04-19 India-Pakistan

A Female Jinn has ruined his matrimonial life

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Posted by tipper 2010-04-19 01:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 His problems still can't touch this guy's...

Posted by tu3031 2010-04-19 01:18|| 2010-04-19 01:18|| Front Page Top

#2 IOW, "GHOST" + NOT-STARRING-DEMI-MOORE as the same.

Its either that we just discovered where HAMLET'S "SUCCUBUS" Femme Character went for vacation.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-04-19 02:45|| 2010-04-19 02:45|| Front Page Top

#3 An year back, I got married to the daughter of my mother's cousin.

That is disgusting.

She got rude and pushed me away whenever I wanted to get close to her.

Uh, dude? She's a lesbian.

Posted by gromky 2010-04-19 02:50|| 2010-04-19 02:50|| Front Page Top

#4 He probably can't get it up because he knows the drones are watching him.

Posted by gorb 2010-04-19 03:39|| 2010-04-19 03:39|| Front Page Top

#5 No doubt it would help if he brushed his teeth as a signal of his desire for closeness.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-04-19 07:07|| 2010-04-19 07:07|| Front Page Top

#6 Him too, huh? Must be an epidemic of jinns.

Posted by Spot 2010-04-19 08:06|| 2010-04-19 08:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Jinn and platonic anyone ?

Posted by Oscar 2010-04-19 08:30|| 2010-04-19 08:30|| Front Page Top

#8 tu3031: You have to admit that it would be a heck of a kung-fu movie. Hopefully played straight, not as a comedy, but with an all-black cast.

Follow the standard Shaw Brothers formula. The hero's well to do family run a kung-fu school, and a competing school hires ninjas to kill everyone in it, but they miss the hero.

His kung-fu is not strong enough, so he has to travel to the back woods to find a legendary master whose style can defeat the ninjas. Then after he is trained, he goes back to fight the ninjas and the other school.

Not done as a comedy, but as a kung-fu movie homage, it could have the same surrealism as Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django, which was a blast.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-04-19 10:13|| 2010-04-19 10:13|| Front Page Top

#9 "Weeeell, Mr. President, it's the bees and spiders agin..."
-- Firesign Theatre
"I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus"

Posted by mojo 2010-04-19 13:15|| 2010-04-19 13:15|| Front Page Top

#10 dammit. all the good parts are in acronyms.

Posted by Anginetle Forkbeard1923 2010-04-19 13:56|| 2010-04-19 13:56|| Front Page Top

#11 What a female Djinn might look like ...

Posted by DMFD 2010-04-19 17:47|| 2010-04-19 17:47|| Front Page Top

#12 Oscar wins the thread! :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-04-19 19:33|| 2010-04-19 19:33|| Front Page Top

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