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2010-04-12 Down Under

Australia: 3D TV is here, but you should read the rules

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Posted by tipper 2010-04-12 09:44|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 After reading the guidelines, why do I get the impression that if I want to watch the damn thing, I will be looking like the guy in clockwork orange?

Posted by DarthVader 2010-04-12 11:18|| 2010-04-12 11:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Samsung 3D TV.

Caution: Samsung 3D TV may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Samsung 3D TV contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled or looked at. Do not use Samsung 3D TV on concrete.

Discontinue use of Samsung 3D TV if any of the following occurs:

* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse sweating
* Heart palpitations

If Samsung 3D TV begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Samsung 3D TV may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Samsung 3D TV should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Samsung 3D TV, Samsung 3D TV Incorporated, and its parent company Samsung 3D TV Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Samsung 3D TV include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Samsung 3D TV has been shipped to our troops in Afghanistan and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Samsung 3D TV.

Posted by tu3031 2010-04-12 11:44|| 2010-04-12 11:44|| Front Page Top

#3 You missed the part at the bottom of their screen -

Done by trained professionals on a closed circuit. Do not attempt at home.

Posted by Procopius2k 2010-04-12 12:33|| 2010-04-12 12:33|| Front Page Top

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