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2009-10-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Hurt Levi Johnston wants revenge on Sarah Palin: 'Now it's my turn'

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Posted by Fred 2009-10-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 ...Or how many friends the Palins have there.

Fire up the microwave... I have some Orville Reddenbacker ready....

Posted by BigEd 2009-10-29 00:12|| 2009-10-29 00:12|| Front Page Top

#2 and offered to adopt the young couple's child to hide the embarrassing teen pregnancy.

Umm... Report Person... Whoever you are. You may want to pick up a biology book. A baby has to be born in order for it to be adopted. That means the pregnancy still happens. In other words, if a baby is adopted, it's too late to hide that pesky pregnancy part.

Posted by Mike N. 2009-10-29 00:48|| 2009-10-29 00:48|| Front Page Top

#3 I wonder if he has been back to the "homeplace" lately? I suspect he is not held in high esteem there.

Posted by tipover 2009-10-29 01:04|| 2009-10-29 01:04|| Front Page Top

#4 And Johnston will be revealing more than dirty secrets for Playgirl magazine...

I thought Playgirl folded. Wikipedia sez the last issue was Jan/Feb 2009. Website is still up (ahem) though.

I wonder if ol' Levi realizes that a large percentage of Playgirl's readers are not female ladies of the girl persuasion.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2009-10-29 01:07|| 2009-10-29 01:07|| Front Page Top

#5 Angie, it's online now. I guess that helps their "audience" suffer less humiliation than they otherwise would by going to the counter.

I just can't wait to hear the "critiques" of his photo layout once it hits the innernut. He better look like a stunning Greek god, or he will get cut to ribbons in no time flat.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-10-29 02:18|| 2009-10-29 02:18|| Front Page Top

#6 .. acknowledges he's out for revenge and has dirt to spill..

Yep, thirty pieces of silver. How did that work out for the other guy, Levi?

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-10-29 08:31|| 2009-10-29 08:31|| Front Page Top

#7 I feel sorry for this guy, his timing is off. He could have been on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and gotten a lot of attention. Perhaps he can date Kate Goslin or the Octomom and have his own show.

Posted by rjschwarz 2009-10-29 09:30|| 2009-10-29 09:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Dan Riehl's take on this:

Andy Sullivan Dons Levi's Jockstrap As Mask For Halloween

I shall now go scrub my brain so as to remove that image ...

Posted by Steve White 2009-10-29 09:44|| 2009-10-29 09:44|| Front Page Top

#9 and pretty classy for CBS' Early Show, hmmm?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-10-29 10:21|| 2009-10-29 10:21|| Front Page Top

#10 #9 and pretty classy for CBS' Early Show, hmmm?
Posted by: Frank G 2009-10-29 10:21

Since when have ANY of the broadcast networks (ABC, NBC, CBS) shown ANY class?

Posted by WolfDog 2009-10-29 11:08|| 2009-10-29 11:08|| Front Page Top

#11 I though t Playgirl was a Gay mag. Is Levy gay?

Posted by BrerRabbit 2009-10-29 11:29|| 2009-10-29 11:29|| Front Page Top

#12 "I'll show you! I'll flash my bare butt to a bunch of gay guys. You'll be sorry then!"

Posted by Mike 2009-10-29 11:44|| 2009-10-29 11:44|| Front Page Top

#13 Slander charges.

Bristol should sue him to get every dime he makes on this. Attach all the money.

Posted by OldSpook 2009-10-29 11:53|| 2009-10-29 11:53|| Front Page Top

#14 I wonder how many bars in Alaska will have his centerfold on the dart board?

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-10-29 12:37|| 2009-10-29 12:37|| Front Page Top

#15 The Palins should have homeschooled.

Posted by Iblis 2009-10-29 13:12|| 2009-10-29 13:12|| Front Page Top

#16 Brer, he may be "gay for pay". (Heaven knows, he ain't gonna make it on his brainpower....)

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-10-29 13:13|| 2009-10-29 13:13|| Front Page Top

#17 I suspect a Hugh Grant moment in this guy's future, only unlike Hugh Grant, whose hooker was female, I suspect Levy's won't be. Of course, he'll claim he thought it was female.

That's assuming he's not found in a year or so as bear scat.

Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick 2009-10-29 18:24|| 2009-10-29 18:24|| Front Page Top

#18 Being favored son-in-law of Alaska's first family was not good enough. Now he wants to step up to gay P**n.

I trust a portion of his "appearance" fees are designated for child support.

Posted by Skunky Glins**** 2009-10-29 18:49|| 2009-10-29 18:49|| Front Page Top

#19 It is quite possible the poor lad really thinks Playgirl really is a Playboy magazine for the girls.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-10-29 21:27|| 2009-10-29 21:27|| Front Page Top

#20 This kid is so dumb. But remember, there are many out there who read that Vanity Fair article and thought it was all true, not the ranting of a jilted, idiot barely-twenty something. They want to believe it.

My wife is a high school coach. She read it and laughed saying it sounded just like something her girls would say (same tone, etc.).

Posted by remoteman 2009-10-29 21:53|| 2009-10-29 21:53|| Front Page Top

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