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2009-04-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Top Gun' Star Kelly McGillis looking for partner, Ellen and Rosie spoken for

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-04-30 11:35|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 They can have her.

Posted by DoDo 2009-04-30 11:53|| 2009-04-30 11:53|| Front Page Top

#2 ...You need to move on in life."

Pet peeve, I hate it when someone talks about themself in the 'you should' tense.

she's looking to get back into acting, but is having a hard time - because she won't dye her hair!

What conviction! I hear VH1 and burger hut is hiring.

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-04-30 12:17|| 2009-04-30 12:17|| Front Page Top

#3 willing to have actresses do stunts for you - check
willing to fake sex scenes withj Tom Cruise - check
willing to pretend to be whatever the script says you are - check

willing to dye hair - no way

?????????????

Posted by lord garth 2009-04-30 12:58|| 2009-04-30 12:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Nobody loves you when you're old and gay.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-04-30 13:03|| 2009-04-30 13:03|| Front Page Top

#5 WHO?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2009-04-30 13:07|| 2009-04-30 13:07|| Front Page Top

#6 Well, Maverick, now you know why she "lost that lovin feeling".

Posted by tu3031 2009-04-30 13:21|| 2009-04-30 13:21|| Front Page Top

#7 C'mon guys, I wouldn't wish Rosie on anybody. That's harsh.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-04-30 13:22|| 2009-04-30 13:22|| Front Page Top

#8 She'd better hope beer goggles come in trifocals. Father time...why does he hate us?

Posted by Besoeker 2009-04-30 14:34|| 2009-04-30 14:34|| Front Page Top

#9 What about the painting behind her?

Posted by Grunter 2009-04-30 17:55|| 2009-04-30 17:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Grunter, that's a picture of her with her last lover. The lover insisted on the bag.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia">Rambler in Virginia 2009-04-30 18:20|| 2009-04-30 18:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Rambler- Now that was funny.

Posted by Total War 2009-04-30 18:24|| 2009-04-30 18:24|| Front Page Top

#12 When I am Empress of the Universe (any day now, don't say you weren't warned), I'm going to require all you pantingly-hot internet studs to post your pictures anytime you make a "god, she's a two-bagger" comment.

Hope the resultant mass retching won't be mistaken for a flu pandemic.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2009-04-30 18:33|| 2009-04-30 18:33|| Front Page Top

#13 so, when does Tom come out?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-04-30 19:06|| 2009-04-30 19:06|| Front Page Top

#14 Without a hint of sarcasm,
I think "poor baby".
Hope she finds someone.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2009-04-30 20:25|| 2009-04-30 20:25|| Front Page Top

#15 She's actually good looking, what a waste.

Posted by Redneck Jim">Redneck Jim 2009-04-30 20:36|| 2009-04-30 20:36|| Front Page Top

#16 I didn't think she was good looking in her prime and she has not aged too well. Sometimes going gay is your best option.

Posted by remoteman 2009-04-30 22:15|| 2009-04-30 22:15|| Front Page Top

#17 she's looking to get back into acting, but is having a hard time - because she won't dye her hair! "Whenever I get an offer, they ask me to dye my hair," the graying star said. "And I just won't."

Stunt double for Judi Dench? Short gray hair not a problem.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-04-30 22:25|| 2009-04-30 22:25|| Front Page Top

#18

Ouch!

Posted by Clomoling Black6393 2009-04-30 23:48|| 2009-04-30 23:48|| Front Page Top

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