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2009-03-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

They're naked, they're Spanish, they're lunatics

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2009-03-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 ION NOT-ENVIRON, COASTTOCOASTAM > THE DAY THE SUN BROUGHT DARKNESS ["Quebec Blackout"/NE USA = sudden massive SOLAR STORM].

* SIRIUS II, or III? D *** NG IT, THATS RI-I-IGHT, GIVE CREDIT TO THE CANUCKS + MACKENZIES, ETC. NOT TO GUAM.

Its because I like MADONNA, NOT WHITNEY like OSAMA BIN LADEN, IS THAT IT???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2009-03-17 01:18|| 2009-03-17 01:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Thanks, muchachos. This will accomplish nothing but at least we got to see you naked...

Posted by The Baby Seals 2009-03-17 09:40|| 2009-03-17 09:40|| Front Page Top

#3 Scene: the coast of Newfoundland. DOUG and GORDON are approaching the seal grounds, clubs in hand, when BOB runs up behind them.

BOB: Stop! Stop! Stop, you hoseheads!

DOUG: What?

GORDON: Why?

BOB: We can't go clubbing seals any more.

GORDON: Why not, eh?

DOUG: Did the Prime Minister outlaw sealing or something?

BOB: No. Look at this. (Pulls copy of the Toronto Globe out of his coat and shows it to the other two.) Over in Madrid--

DOUG: Oh. Spain, eh?

BOB: Right. Spain, eh. Over in Spain a hundred people got naked to protest the seal hunt.

GORDON: Naked, eh?

BOB: Right.

DOUG: Well, hell, then, we're hosed. We can't go clubbing seals now, it just wouldn't be right.

GORDON: Damn it, eh?

BOB: Yeah. Nothin' we can do after that.

DOUG: Bob, did you, like, look at this picture real close?

BOB: No, why?

DOUG: Some of them women are, well, kind of, like, hot, y'know?

GORDON: And naked.

BOB: By golly, you're right.

DOUG: So, if, like, there's hot naked women in Madrid, why are we here in Newfoundland where it's minus three Celsius and we can't even hunt seals?

BOB: I dunno.

GORDON: Can't think of a good reason. What say we go to Madrid and check out the babes?

DOUG: What're we waiting for?

They exit, rapidly.

Posted by Mike 2009-03-17 11:41|| 2009-03-17 11:41|| Front Page Top

#4 The demonstration would be much more effective if they did it in Iceland. Just a thought for next year.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-03-17 11:45|| 2009-03-17 11:45|| Front Page Top

#5 Let's see if I have this right.

The clubbing of Canadian seals causes hot Spanish women to get naked and be photographed.

Club more seals!

Posted by USMC6743 2009-03-17 13:34|| 2009-03-17 13:34|| Front Page Top

#6 This from a country that allows bullfighting. But I suppose any reason to go buff is a good one.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2009-03-17 13:43|| 2009-03-17 13:43|| Front Page Top

#7 Sometimes the bull, he wins...

(punchline to old joke)

Posted by Pappy 2009-03-17 17:57|| 2009-03-17 17:57|| Front Page Top

#8 Tell, please, Pappy. I don't remember that one.

Posted by trailing wife 2009-03-17 20:03|| 2009-03-17 20:03|| Front Page Top

#9 Baby Seals - Veal of The Sea

Posted by Frank G 2009-03-17 20:48|| 2009-03-17 20:48|| Front Page Top

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