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2009-01-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Villages' Retirement Home is Widower's Sex Paradise

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Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-01-26 14:52|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Voted the most popular widow at the Villages.

Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2009-01-26 15:03|| 2009-01-26 15:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Fox left out the good stuff. From the NY Post...

It's a widower's paradise, and the word on the street is that there's a big black market for V1agra.

Though The Villages - which spans three counties with 40,000 homes and more than 70,000 residents - boasts 34 golf courses, nine country clubs, two downtown squares and a slew of restaurants and bars, getting lucky is one of the residents' primary pastimes.

The huge complex began growing rapidly in the mid-1990s, and reported cases of gonorrhea rocketed from 152 to 245, of syphilis rose from 17 to 33, and of chlamydia from 52 to 115 among those 55 and older in Florida from 1995 to 2005. The state's sexually transmitted disease rate among those over 65 is one of the fastest growing in the country, one report claims. In 2006, a local gynecologist reported that she treated more cases of herpes and human papillomavirus at The Villages than she did when she worked in Miami.

"I get offers for sex all the time," brags Dave, 70, who, like others who spoke about their sexually active set, asked that his real name not be used, "especially by women in their 70s. They say, 'Are you busy tonight? I'll show you a good time.' "

One overly charming lady-killer known as "Mr. Midnight" boasted of one of his conquests last year: "Absolutely beautiful. I've had her a few times. She comes over, takes a shower, jumps in bed, and then gets dressed and leaves. She's simply the best."

His story was told by Andrew Blechman, author of "Leisureville," about communities like The Villages.

"There is lots of romance around here," said Jean, a 63-year-old retired teacher. "But most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship."

Her friend Louise agrees. "A lot of the men down here are cheaper than heck," she says, "and a lot of the women are extremely brazen. Some girls will go into the parking lot with a man and come back a half-hour later like nothing happened!"

"We've had some of those complaints," said a laughing Lt. Laurie Davis of the Lady Lake Police Department, ticking off other offenses, like drunken driving in golf carts, illegal drug use, and bar fights.

"Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it's the same with seniors," said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.

Sue Rice, a blonde who will only admit to being over 60 but who looks to be about 80 and dances like she's 14, has hooked up with Larry Tucker, an ex-banker about a decade her junior.

Tucker sports a gold charm around his neck that reads, "Bankers do it with interest."

"Feel this," Rice says, bouncing up from her bar stool and pinching her slim waist. "My body is the same as it was in high school! He can't keep up with me!"

According to Alan, a swarthy 62-year-old, there's a thriving black market for little blue V1agra pills.

"I did it once," he said. "I paid 12 bucks for a single pill."

Local cops just try to keep up. "You see two 70-year-olds with canes fighting over a woman and you think, 'Oh, jeez,' " Lt. Davis said.

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-26 15:15|| 2009-01-26 15:15|| Front Page Top

#3 They don't have to worry about pregnancies or the children, they don't have to get to the office, and quite a few are more or less senile. Now they just want to have the fun they want when they want it... and it's only going to get worse when the Baby Boomers join in. Perhaps they should have big bowls full of condoms instead of peppermints at these hot spots.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2009-01-26 17:02|| 2009-01-26 17:02|| Front Page Top

#4 Hmmmm. The word suede keeps coming to mind.

Posted by Spusosh the Prolific6862 2009-01-26 17:35|| 2009-01-26 17:35|| Front Page Top

#5 oh my lord too many mental pics

Posted by rabid whitetail 2009-01-26 17:36|| 2009-01-26 17:36|| Front Page Top

#6 Sue Rice, a blonde who will only admit to being over 60 but who looks to be about 80 and dances like she's 14, has hooked up with Larry Tucker, an ex-banker about a decade her junior.

Little Larry Tucker was a banker that could really pucker..........

Posted by Besoeker 2009-01-26 17:39|| 2009-01-26 17:39|| Front Page Top

#7 And you don't even have to blow yourself up to get there!

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-01-26 17:53|| 2009-01-26 17:53|| Front Page Top

#8 There was a sad story last year about a couple at a nursing home; he was 85, she was 75, both had dementia, and the two fell for each other. The nurses had to keep them from doing things in public, and when his son visited him and walke din on the two of them, he was so angry he forced the nurses to keep the couple apart.

The two went into a deep depression and soon died. I believe I saw that on Glenn's site.

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2009-01-26 19:18|| 2009-01-26 19:18|| Front Page Top

#9 Tucker sports a gold charm around his neck that reads, "Bankers do it with interest."

Hey, that's class....

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-26 21:27|| 2009-01-26 21:27|| Front Page Top

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