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2008-10-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Lurid Moonbat Fantasy #63: "If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War."

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Posted by Mike 2008-10-30 15:29|| || Front Page|| [11129 views ] Top

#1 I thought this had to be scrappleface or Weekly World News or Pravda. Oh well, have another Valium, Erica. Take it easy and let the grown ups worry.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2008-10-30 15:39|| 2008-10-30 15:39|| Front Page Top

#2 It won't last long. Most of Blue America is largely concentrated in a relatively small number of counties not whole states. It never dawns on them what would happen to their little paradise if they got to experience what New Orleans learned after Katrina - where does the clean water, power, gas, food, etc all come from and what happens when its cut off. NIMBY means you are not self sufficient when the day comes.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-10-30 15:45|| 2008-10-30 15:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Ah, a Day of Nostalgia. Grace Jones and Erica Jong grace us with their totally irrelevant presence...

Posted by tu3031 2008-10-30 15:46|| 2008-10-30 15:46|| Front Page Top

#4 No, no, no. It's Palin who's going to lead the troops in the streets, not Cheney. Sarah's a much better shot.

Posted by Matt 2008-10-30 15:48|| 2008-10-30 15:48|| Front Page Top

#5 And let's make it a Faded Ladies of the Eighties hat trick...

Bianca Jagger cant get her rent-stabilized Manhattan apartment back, The Associated Press reports. The New York Court of Appeals ruled that foreigners on tourist visas cannot claim New York as a primary residence. The ex-wife of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger was evicted in December from the Upper East Side apartment she rented for 20 years. Jagger was paying a whopping $4,614 a month in her rent-controlled pad. It has since been leased to another tenant.

Posted by tu3031 2008-10-30 15:52|| 2008-10-30 15:52|| Front Page Top

#6 what the 'soldiers of the left dream' don't get is that these people who are getting them riled up don't really care about them, use them as proxies, and are going to be the first out of the country if anything does happen. Being took you damn fools.

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-10-30 15:56|| 2008-10-30 15:56|| Front Page Top

#7 Bring it. About time we cleaned house anyway.

Posted by Iblis 2008-10-30 16:02|| 2008-10-30 16:02|| Front Page Top

#8 To be fair I've read posts by idiots on the right saying the same thing if McCain lost.

Posted by Yosemite Sam 2008-10-30 16:20|| 2008-10-30 16:20|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm more worried about what happens if he wins.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-10-30 16:22|| 2008-10-30 16:22|| Front Page Top

#10 Luckily, she said there is her and Michael Chabon, who, she says, have "taken the place of Susan Sontag and Norman Mailer respectively."

Oh. She's actually seems proud of that...

Posted by tu3031 2008-10-30 16:42|| 2008-10-30 16:42|| Front Page Top

#11 Hysteria on the part of the moonbat left? Rush Limbaugh suggested if Jane Fonda had a bad back that she should stay off of it.

What's the difference between the people that have guns in the red states versus those in the blue states?

Answer: Most of the guns in the blue states are illegal because of anti 2ndA gun grabbers.

Posted by JohnQC 2008-10-30 16:43|| 2008-10-30 16:43|| Front Page Top

#12 Nimble, meet Sam. Sam, meet Nimble.

Posted by Steve White 2008-10-30 16:50|| 2008-10-30 16:50|| Front Page Top

#13
Bianca Jagger can't get her rent-stabilized Manhattan apartment back
maybe now she will have time to pick her ring up.

Posted by tipper 2008-10-30 16:53|| 2008-10-30 16:53|| Front Page Top

#14
#12

Nimble, meet Sam. Sam, meet Nimble.

Ima think the Good Dr. White means, "Keep Yer Powder Dry Boyz.. Keep Yer Powder Dry!"

~:)

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2008-10-30 17:00|| 2008-10-30 17:00|| Front Page Top

#15 "Tom Wolfe and John Updike are men of the right and Philip Roth is at this point a hermit who leads a monastic life in Connecticut, far from everything and everybody."

No, no, Erica! You've got it wrong. Roth, Wolfe and Updike are at a secret camp deep in the Alaska wilderness, training an army of Sarah Palin look-alikes to lay waste to Berkeley, Greenwich Village, and other centers of the People's Resistance.
The Moose is loose. Run for your life!

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-10-30 17:34|| 2008-10-30 17:34|| Front Page Top

#16 Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.

Yeah. I got a few laughs reading that one!

Posted by Dick Cheney 2008-10-30 17:48|| 2008-10-30 17:48|| Front Page Top

#17 "If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War."

You'd better hope not, honey. The South (and Midwest and Mountain States) will win this time.

And we'll unfortunately treat y'all yankees a damn sight better than you treated us after the first one.

Of course, with time, hard work and some luck we may actually be able to train you to not be so damn bigoted and race-oriented. Y'all need to get over your prejudices - we did.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-10-30 18:12|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-10-30 18:12|| Front Page Top

#18 Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.

I'm sure its nothing a few minutes in a North Vietmanese anti-aircraft gun wouldn't cure!

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-10-30 18:16|| 2008-10-30 18:16|| Front Page Top

#19 Mr. Vice-President,

Yes, put me down as a "me too".

And it's not just my back that aches when one of here films comes on. Karma.

Life's tough. Too bad. You have all the sympathy that can be mustered for a woman who turned her back on her country years ago.
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Posted by OregonGuy">OregonGuy 2008-10-30 18:23|| http://oregonguythinks.blogspot.com/]">[http://oregonguythinks.blogspot.com/] 2008-10-30 18:23|| Front Page Top

#20 I'm worried the comment thread is this long.

I say:
MOAB
Q-Ship
and jillions of ... aw never mind.

Posted by .5MT 2008-10-30 18:25|| www.cybernations.net]">[www.cybernations.net] 2008-10-30 18:25|| Front Page Top

#21 It's not my powder I'm worried about. It's theirs.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-10-30 18:30|| 2008-10-30 18:30|| Front Page Top

#22 Hanoi Jane needs to seriously drink the koolaid.

I mean it and hurry up, I'm tired of listening to her cakehole.

If the riots start Janie, I'll stop by your house first, while I'm hunting 'em.

Posted by Docjohn">Docjohn 2008-10-30 18:45|| 2008-10-30 18:45|| Front Page Top

#23 Jane's back is bitching cuz it wants equal time and attention with her Vag*na

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-10-30 19:03|| 2008-10-30 19:03|| Front Page Top

#24 Now, now, Frank. The "Poozle Monologues" is a Great Work of Art, I'm sure. I do wish Hanoi Jane would stay off talk shows, though. Having to explain to my Mom what the 'c-word' meant was a little strange.

Posted by SteveS 2008-10-30 19:16|| 2008-10-30 19:16|| Front Page Top

#25 KO I changed my mind, long term drug use DOES make you paranoid.

Though if Zero does "tax the rich" he may find there's a lot fewer than he thought...

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2008-10-30 19:38|| 2008-10-30 19:38|| Front Page Top

#26 "If Obama loses..."
The anointed one could lose???

Not only do we have the food, power plants, and guns, but we have the reasoning and common sense too. Bring it on, Marxists!

Posted by Darrell 2008-10-30 20:12|| 2008-10-30 20:12|| Front Page Top

#27 "If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War."

God willing, a getting back to Constitutional basics is two decades over due.

Posted by Spuque Gonque aka Broadhead6 2008-10-30 20:43|| 2008-10-30 20:43|| Front Page Top

#28 Actually, I've been told similar by a few Guam locals, espec restaurant patrons. Collectively, their belief can be ascribed or labeled as WHITE FEAR OF MINORITIES = NON-WHITE POWER, directly [Pro-White + Anti-Globalist/NWO/Socialist Militants] or indirectly ["Glass Ceilings" = Perennial fear of Minorities]???

ONE SHOULD HOPE THAT THE US-WORLD IN THE 21st CENTURY IS BETTER THAN THAT.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-10-30 21:29|| 2008-10-30 21:29|| Front Page Top

#29 Lest we fergit, POTUS + State Governor + registered Attorney Bill Clinton admits to committing PERJURY, LYING ABOUT THE STATE OF THE US ECONOMY DURINH HIS ADMIN, + FRAUDULENTLY WINNING TWO POTUS ELECTIONS, and thats not even counting his campaign receiving illegal or dubious contributions from known anti-US Terror-Criminal Organizations. YET HE WAS NOT IMPRISONED.

IFF THERE IS TO BE A CIVIL WAR IN AMERICA - YOU KNOW, THE USSA = USR of Amerika - IT WILL BE BECUZ MAINSTREAM AMERICA WOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO GET AWAY WID DOING THE SAME THINGS, "NATIONAL SECURITY" OR NO "NATIONAL SECURITY".

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-10-30 21:47|| 2008-10-30 21:47|| Front Page Top

#30 "imprisoning repoorters"? WTF? I've heard brain tumors lead to psychoses like these, get her an MRI stat

Posted by OldSpook 2008-10-30 22:50|| 2008-10-30 22:50|| Front Page Top

#31 A second civil war will end much like the first, with a heroic and victorious Republican President ushering in a new birth of freedom from the ashes of the failed rebel culture.

And without Robert E. Lee and with the loyalty of the Federal officer corps, this one should wrap up in fairly short order.

Posted by Baba Tutu 2008-10-30 23:20|| 2008-10-30 23:20|| Front Page Top

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