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2008-07-23 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
'Allah meat' astounds Nigerians
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Posted by ed 2008-07-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ]  Top

#1 I wonder how many times Alan's name has appeared in Arabic around the world, and ignorant people couldn't read it - so the message was wasted.
Posted by Rambler in California">Rambler in California  2008-07-23 01:12||   2008-07-23 01:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Lol , just lol .. Especially the Islamic scholars bit ..
Posted by Mad Eye 2008-07-23 04:23||   2008-07-23 04:23|| Front Page Top

#3 I studied the text closely, it really says: KENTUCKY RAZORBACK PORK. Bon appetit, abdullahs.
Posted by McZoid 2008-07-23 04:49||   2008-07-23 04:49|| Front Page Top

#4 "....it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion"

Hah! I'll put our Jesus image tacos, chocolate stains, bark strips, and ice cream swirls against this mummified mystery meat of theirs any time.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-07-23 04:57||   2008-07-23 04:57|| Front Page Top

#5 Oh come on! It's obvious that if Allan wanted people to know that Islam is "the one true religion for mankind" that he would put his and Mo's names on a couple pieces of boiled-then-fried meat. Cheez, what more evidence could you want?
Posted by Spot">Spot  2008-07-23 08:33||   2008-07-23 08:33|| Front Page Top

#6 Personally, I'd rather have my prophet show up in a cartoon than gristle, but that's just me.
Posted by Darrell 2008-07-23 09:10||   2008-07-23 09:10|| Front Page Top

#7 Allah's meat? Ewww...
Expect the call from GoldenPalace.com soon. And the inevitable scam emails.
Posted by tu3031 2008-07-23 09:34||   2008-07-23 09:34|| Front Page Top

#8 So, this meat will never rot, right ?
Now that I think about it, I wrote Allan's name in the snow with a yellow scent marker.
Posted by wxjames 2008-07-23 10:32||   2008-07-23 10:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Obviously these guys haven't heard about Grilled Cheese Jesus!
Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-07-23 10:49||   2008-07-23 10:49|| Front Page Top

#10 Well, every winter I can piss his name in the snow...I'll only charge a buck a head for them to see that...
Posted by Broadhead6 2008-07-23 11:16||   2008-07-23 11:16|| Front Page Top

#11 Allah's name on an icecream-cone (if you twist it and look really hard) is sinful but if it appears on meat (if you're dillusional) is proof of Allah's superiority?

It would be a crack up if they found out the meat was not prepared Halial style (however you spell it).

Should you eat the word of god?
Posted by rjschwarz 2008-07-23 12:37||   2008-07-23 12:37|| Front Page Top

#12 To see a world in a grain of sand and read the name of God in a piece of gristly meat. It is all so beautiful and poetic. Or would be if it weren't so silly. I still think Allah is really Loki in disguise.
Posted by SteveS 2008-07-23 12:38||   2008-07-23 12:38|| Front Page Top

#13 So what happens when you ah, um, crap out the name of God a few hours later?
Posted by rjschwarz 2008-07-23 12:38||   2008-07-23 12:38|| Front Page Top

#14 Nigerians must be easily astounded...
Posted by tu3031 2008-07-23 12:39||   2008-07-23 12:39|| Front Page Top

#15 Hah, allan's name on a piece of spoiled meat. Didn't do the animal much good.
Posted by swksvolFF 2008-07-23 13:26||   2008-07-23 13:26|| Front Page Top

#16 Steve S. Thanks for the comparison of Allah to Loki. I've been looking for some kind of comparative description for years, and now I have it. Again, many thanks.
Posted by WolfDog 2008-07-23 13:28||   2008-07-23 13:28|| Front Page Top

#17 actually I think muhammad was Loki - since there is no allah...
Posted by Spineck Sproing aka Broadhead6 2008-07-23 21:38||   2008-07-23 21:38|| Front Page Top

#18 Muhammed didn't have the sense of humour necessary to be Loki, Broadhead6. Allah, as described in his book, clearly did. And after all, Allah is just as real as Loki.
Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife  2008-07-23 22:11||   2008-07-23 22:11|| Front Page Top

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