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2008-06-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Mike 2008-06-03 16:27|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 You may have seen this before:
Ode to My Spell Checker (author unknown)
Eye have a spelling checker, it came with my pea sea
It plainly marks four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word and weight for it to say
Weather eye yam wrong oar write, it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I'm shore your pleased to no
Its letter perfect awl the way, my checker told me sew.

Posted by GK 2008-06-03 19:58|| 2008-06-03 19:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Better yet check out Taylor Mali
"The the total impotence of proofreading."

Best line - "The red penis your friend"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FjhOBiSk8Gg

Posted by Shavith Darling of the Heathen Rus1164 2008-06-03 21:10|| 2008-06-03 21:10|| Front Page Top

#3 Hehe, well lessirree, IIRC FREEREPUBLIC [1990's Net] Poster > HOW THE USA KEEPS HAVING AN UPWARDLY STRONG ECONOMY + WINNING ITS WARS WITH ITS POOR EDUCATION SYSTEM IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION.

versus:

FARK.com Poster 2008 > STD RATES IN AMERICA ARE HIGHER THAN EVER BEFORE - USA, USA, USA!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-06-03 22:17|| 2008-06-03 22:17|| Front Page Top

#4 We apologize for the incontinence.

(Happened to me. Never take the first suggestion the spell checker suggests.)

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-06-03 22:17|| 2008-06-03 22:17|| Front Page Top

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