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2008-03-29 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2008-03-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 He loves Wood???

FARK.com > I got nuthin'.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-03-29 00:17|| 2008-03-29 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 He'll get off on a ~~knothole~~ loophole.

Posted by gorb 2008-03-29 02:58|| 2008-03-29 02:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Gives a whole new perspective on having a woody!

Posted by Ulomble Ghibelline8019 2008-03-29 03:54|| 2008-03-29 03:54|| Front Page Top

#4 Eeeeeew - splinters!

That's gotta hurt!

Posted by Thaing Johnson1215 2008-03-29 06:18|| 2008-03-29 06:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Arthur Price Jr., AKA "Stumpy"?

Luckily they caught him early. Unless nipped in the bud, he would likely branch into kitchen nooks and dining room suites.

Posted by Skunky Glins5285">Skunky Glins5285 2008-03-29 09:18|| 2008-03-29 09:18|| Front Page Top

#6 ...after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

Man, I'll bet he thought he was gonna be a millionaire. Like the "Girls Gone Wild" guy...

Posted by tu3031 2008-03-29 09:29|| 2008-03-29 09:29|| Front Page Top

#7 The dinnette had it coming

Posted by Zebulon Angavick7428">Zebulon Angavick7428 2008-03-29 13:31|| 2008-03-29 13:31|| Front Page Top

#8 3 dvds, like a miniseries?

Posted by ed 2008-03-29 14:22|| 2008-03-29 14:22|| Front Page Top

#9 Serial ~~table abuser~~ picnicker. Suffers from tablophilia. Struggles with mahogany complex.

Posted by Skunky Glins5285">Skunky Glins5285 2008-03-29 16:56|| 2008-03-29 16:56|| Front Page Top

#10 I had a cheerleader once on a picnic table... maybe he's just unclear on the concept?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-03-29 17:24|| 2008-03-29 17:24|| Front Page Top

#11 Speaking of too much information, Frank...

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-03-29 23:22|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-03-29 23:22|| Front Page Top

#12 of course that could ~~likely be~~ just be baseless bragging...

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-03-29 23:49|| 2008-03-29 23:49|| Front Page Top

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