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2008-03-24 Fifth Column

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Posted by Mike 2008-03-24 12:31|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 Drink alert!

Posted by lotp 2008-03-24 13:09|| 2008-03-24 13:09|| Front Page Top

#2 You're afraid because you're a fuckin ditz, Erica. Just like you've been for the last thirty something years since you wrote that root canal of a book.
Fear of Flying. I was going out with a girl in college who read it and insisted that I read it too for some kind of, I dunno, enlightenment?. Lasted about 25 pages. Told her if a guy wrote crap pr0n like that he'd be sleeping in the subway, not be some kinda feminist chick god.
She still writes like the fourth stringer for some high school newspaper. This is crap.

Posted by tu3031 2008-03-24 13:14|| 2008-03-24 13:14|| Front Page Top

#3 We have two great candidates--one a hard working, never give up eager beaver, and one an inspiring, heart-leapingly brilliant stallion.
Somehow, thinking of Hillary as an "eager beaver" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by Rambler in California">Rambler in California 2008-03-24 13:23|| 2008-03-24 13:23|| Front Page Top

#4 And the sooner they bring the beaver and the stallion together,

Ima sending this in to Conan O'Brien for the "If They Mated" morphing segment.

Posted by ed 2008-03-24 13:29|| 2008-03-24 13:29|| Front Page Top

#5 Stallions are purty to look at, but them beavers have big, sharp teeth. Once the beaver bites the stallions nuts off, the poor horsey will just collapse in unremitting pain.

Posted by Woozle Elmeter 2700 2008-03-24 15:30|| 2008-03-24 15:30|| Front Page Top

#6 Why am I afraid?
OK, I'll have a crack at it (*rimshot*): Uh... because you're an idiot.

Posted by Jitch, Scourge of the Veal Cutlets4098 2008-03-24 15:50|| 2008-03-24 15:50|| Front Page Top

#7 If they're this crazy now, imagine how crazy they'll be after they LOSE the election.

Posted by DMFD 2008-03-24 18:55|| 2008-03-24 18:55|| Front Page Top

#8 She wrote a book or two after Fear of Flying about the same characters and her continuing obsession with sexual organs and activities. A single entendre girl if ever there was one. Although, given the apparent attitudes of her current tale's heroine, I don't think eager beaver is quite the phrase she really wants to use. Besides, I don't think cool people say that any more.

Posted by trailing wife ">trailing wife 2008-03-24 19:09|| 2008-03-24 19:09|| Front Page Top

#9 test

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-03-24 19:42|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-03-24 19:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Another test

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-03-24 19:43|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-03-24 19:43|| Front Page Top

#11 Well, hell - for some reason my eggs-cellent snark won't post. :-(

(Wonder which word is a no-no?)

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-03-24 19:45|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-03-24 19:45|| Front Page Top

#12 With a vocabulary like yours, there are so many choices.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2008-03-24 20:00|| 2008-03-24 20:00|| Front Page Top

#13 :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2008-03-24 20:54|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2008-03-24 20:54|| Front Page Top

#14 Beaver? Why am i reminded of a Primus song?

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2008-03-24 23:38|| 2008-03-24 23:38|| Front Page Top

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