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2008-03-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2008-03-14 15:07|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Are we all sure that this is not a "the dog ate my homework" story?

Posted by GK 2008-03-14 15:43|| 2008-03-14 15:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Florist Helen Savva, of Cockfosters, North London, who put the ring in the balloon, said: I thought he was taking a risk. I said, I hope you hold on to it.

Posted by tu3031 2008-03-14 15:46|| 2008-03-14 15:46|| Front Page Top

#3 (Hajji spent two hours in his car trying to chase and find the balloon)
Barney: " So, Mr., un Hajji, would you tell me again why you are driving so erratically? People were phonhing Dispatch with these wild tales of a motorist driving like a madman sticking his head out of the window weaving in and out of traffic....
Lefkos: I know you aren't gong to believe this, Ossifer, but i had this ring and this gurlfriend see......"

YJCBMTSU

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-03-14 15:48|| 2008-03-14 15:48|| Front Page Top

#4 concealed a 6,000-pound engagement ring inside a helium balloon.

Must have been one big-ass helium balloon to loft a 3 ton engagement ring.

Posted by SteveS 2008-03-14 20:10|| 2008-03-14 20:10|| Front Page Top

#5 badda bing!

Posted by lotp 2008-03-14 20:29|| 2008-03-14 20:29|| Front Page Top

#6 OTOH, REDDIT [old?] > ONMYLIST - DON'T FALL ASLEEP IN THE JUNGLE! big Big BIG B-I-G BBBBBBBIIIIIIGGGGGGG, D **** YOU, JUNGLE SNAKE SWALLOWED A WHOLE MAN???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-03-14 21:09|| 2008-03-14 21:09|| Front Page Top

#7 ...couldn't tie the knot...

Posted by swksvolFF 2008-03-14 21:46|| 2008-03-14 21:46|| Front Page Top

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