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2007-09-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Delphi 2007-09-21 16:32|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 wonder if he recently visited Alabama?

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-09-21 16:54|| 2007-09-21 16:54|| Front Page Top

#2 and my penis will function normally eventually

This is how Super Heroes and Pr0n stars get their start.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-09-21 17:13|| 2007-09-21 17:13|| Front Page Top

#3 "Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms"

What the hell exactly was he doing with his ding-dong when it got struck by lightning?

On second thought, I really don't wanna know....

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-09-21 17:35|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-09-21 17:35|| Front Page Top

#4 What the hell exactly was he doing with his ding-dong when it got struck by lightning?

As I understand it he was just taking a leak when lightning struck nearby, charging the surrounding ground. Since he was wearing rubber boots his feet were somewhat insulated, but since he had a stream of liquid contacting the ground and himself ... ZAP!

What are the odds?

Posted by xbalanke 2007-09-21 17:47|| 2007-09-21 17:47|| Front Page Top

#5 Can he now het his Croatian dick outa England and back to Croatia, please?

Posted by rhodesiafever 2007-09-21 18:52|| 2007-09-21 18:52|| Front Page Top

#6 *get

Posted by rhodesiafever 2007-09-21 18:53|| 2007-09-21 18:53|| Front Page Top

#7 Ball Lightning?

Posted by twobyfour 2007-09-21 19:25|| http://www.twobyfour.info]">[http://www.twobyfour.info] 2007-09-21 19:25|| Front Page Top

#8 Biker's penis hit by lightning

A Harley Driver would rather his unit got damaged than his Bike.

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2007-09-21 20:25|| 2007-09-21 20:25|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm SHOCKED, I tell you, SHOCKED!

Posted by Dino Uleper9505 2007-09-21 20:44|| 2007-09-21 20:44|| Front Page Top

#10 Are you saying that the bike is a substitute for the unit?

Posted by twobyfour 2007-09-21 20:44|| http://www.twobyfour.info]">[http://www.twobyfour.info] 2007-09-21 20:44|| Front Page Top

#11 Speak for your self, Red Dawg. I can always buy a new bike.

Posted by IronBarrel XLH '83 2007-09-21 20:45|| 2007-09-21 20:45|| Front Page Top

#12 My unit haz been serviced at Pro Station, Been hit by AK 47 Rounds, and haz had 151 stitches in it at one time or 'nother and haz been in the Guinness Book of WORLD Records for Giant Wounded Organs... sheesh Whatsa leettle elecmatricity to be 'fraid off!

The Goils & Wimmins all say the extra bumps make them Happy!@

/~:) .....runs

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2007-09-21 21:13|| 2007-09-21 21:13|| Front Page Top

#13 #4 xbalanke - I know he was taking a leak (and apparently holding said leaker with at least one hand), but his chest? What is he, the second coming of Ron Jeremy? Was he taking a leak, or hugging it?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-09-21 21:14|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-09-21 21:14|| Front Page Top

#14 Now he gets to call it his "lightning rod".

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