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2007-09-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Delphi 2007-09-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 OK, I'll bite - why would an autopsy start by slicing the face?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-09-16 00:18|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-09-16 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 Probably for the same reason they'd be autopsying a guy that wasn't dead...

Posted by tu3031 2007-09-16 00:24|| 2007-09-16 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 OK, tu - ya' got me there. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-09-16 00:30|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-09-16 00:30|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm sure they took great care to slice *around* all the nerves too...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-09-16 00:45|| 2007-09-16 00:45|| Front Page Top

#5 Barb, probably his injury was in the facial area or nearby and it was the shortest way to get to the suspected "cause of death".

Posted by twobyfour 2007-09-16 00:49|| 2007-09-16 00:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Well, it says alot about " cannot wait to have ""universal healthcare" with free tickets. Nevermind the man that spent 8 to 10 years, maybe more. No, he must be a moron because he would never let this kind of patient into his OR. Oh, are we talking about anyone around this person did not know how to check a pulse?

Thats pretty damning.
Well, maybe government healthcare can save government costs by letting people die. Thats utopia to you fools.

Posted by newc">newc 2007-09-16 00:52|| 2007-09-16 00:52|| Front Page Top

#7 Don't you hate when that happens after a binge?

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-09-16 02:40|| 2007-09-16 02:40|| Front Page Top

#8 "I'm not dead!"
"What?"
"I'm not dead!"
"'Ere. He says he's not dead!"
"Yes, he is."
"I'm not!"
"He isn't?"
"Well, he will be soon. He's very ill."
"I'm getting better!"
"No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment."

Posted by Mike 2007-09-16 06:52|| 2007-09-16 06:52|| Front Page Top

#9 I think I saw that happen on 'Heroes' a few episodes back.

It wasn't pretty.

Posted by Thrineng Munster6911 2007-09-16 07:01|| 2007-09-16 07:01|| Front Page Top

#10 Initial autopsy incision on the face? I'd suspect organ removal.

Posted by mrp 2007-09-16 10:45|| 2007-09-16 10:45|| Front Page Top

#11

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2007-09-16 12:04|| 2007-09-16 12:04|| Front Page Top

#12 Why an autopsy after an auto accident ?
Oh, auto, I get it. They're trying to determine if he was speeding.

Posted by wxjames 2007-09-16 13:58|| 2007-09-16 13:58|| Front Page Top

#13 Gov't healthcare will defray its expenses by harvesting your organs with or without your permission (and eventually, whether or not you're dead)

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-09-16 15:03|| 2007-09-16 15:03|| Front Page Top

#14 OK, since nobody else has: "He's not dead, Jim."

Posted by USN, ret. 2007-09-16 20:50|| 2007-09-16 20:50|| Front Page Top

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