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2007-09-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by john frum 2007-09-03 06:39|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 The questionnaires revealed men were less discriminating when it came to deciding who to kiss or who to have sex with.

This needed to be researched?

Posted by Raj 2007-09-03 08:51|| 2007-09-03 08:51|| Front Page Top

#2 A surprising corollary of the study suggests men place a greater emphasis on f***ing.

Posted by Excalibur 2007-09-03 10:25|| 2007-09-03 10:25|| Front Page Top

#3 This needed to be researched?

Please, I'm working on the grant proposal now.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2007-09-03 12:25|| 2007-09-03 12:25|| Front Page Top

#4 They are peddling this as new? Frankly, after couples bond, both sexes have less inclination to make out. These researchers must be neuters.

Posted by McZoid 2007-09-03 13:44|| 2007-09-03 13:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Two points:

1) Eskimos.

2) The lost art of "necking", in which couples spend a great length of time just kissing. It has even been suggested that if couples can't even neck for as little as one hour straight, then they should get married. People just aren't going to be necking with someone for an hour they aren't compatible with.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-09-03 14:41|| 2007-09-03 14:41|| Front Page Top

#6 To all followers of Cupid,
Remember this terse little verse,
To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool you is worse.

E.Y. Harberg
"Rhymes for the Irreverent"

Posted by WTF 2007-09-03 14:51|| 2007-09-03 14:51|| Front Page Top

#7 Ooops! Sorry about that I goofed.

Posted by WTF 2007-09-03 14:52|| 2007-09-03 14:52|| Front Page Top

#8 Sung to the tune of "The Valkyries"

Across the Nation
It's Osculation
It's Osculation
That women prefer

No satiation
sans osculation
With trepidation
I do concur.....

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2007-09-03 17:40|| 2007-09-03 17:40|| Front Page Top

#9 "While both sexes participate in the adaptive benefits of kissing, we found sex differences when considering the pursuit of short-versus long-term mating strategies."

What the hell is a long-term mating strategy ?
Room service ?

Posted by wxjames 2007-09-03 18:51|| 2007-09-03 18:51|| Front Page Top

#10 "What the hell is a long-term mating strategy ?"

--that used to mean dating girls w/sleazy friends.......

Posted by Broadhead6 2007-09-03 21:06|| 2007-09-03 21:06|| Front Page Top

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