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2007-08-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-08-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 The best jape so far is that Cletus thinks she's an unfit parent because she's become pregnant again with Barack Obama's luv child.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-08-29 00:27|| 2007-08-29 00:27|| Front Page Top

#2 "But he brushes after every meal" > Awwwwww, I wanted to say it. LOL. Gotta say whats WTH going on back thar' in Hollywood to these celebs???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-08-29 04:11|| 2007-08-29 04:11|| Front Page Top

#3 This total moron drives with her child held in her lap.

Whenever I see someone doing this, I always roll down the window and yell to them: "Kids make great airbags!" People like Spears justify demands that prospective parents should first obtain a child-bearing license. Her parenting skills are on a par with her music, except that her worthless music is better.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-08-29 06:43|| 2007-08-29 06:43|| Front Page Top

#4 People like Spears justify making seat belts and usage voluntary. Darwin had a point.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-08-29 07:02|| 2007-08-29 07:02|| Front Page Top

#5 It's the culture - you wouldn't want the kids to be the butt of jokes of their redneck peer group because of the number of teeth they had. Kids with glasses are teased and called 'four eyes', they'd be called 'twenty eight tooth' or something.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-08-29 07:34|| 2007-08-29 07:34|| Front Page Top

#6 High chairs come with seatbelts now? The wonders of the Modern Nanny State.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-08-29 07:47|| 2007-08-29 07:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Not just seatbelts, Deacon, but shoulder harnesses, too. Poor little tykes look like NASCAR drivers.

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-08-29 08:27|| 2007-08-29 08:27|| Front Page Top

#8 Ya can take the girl outta the trailer park, but ya can't take the trailer park outta the girl.

Posted by tu3031 2007-08-29 09:28|| 2007-08-29 09:28|| Front Page Top

#9 Well, she's from Kentwood, LA. What else would you expect from Kentwood? Demographics: 34% White, 64% Black. Median Income $17,297. 37.6% of the population lives below the poverty line.
Me thinks dental hygene isn't high on the list for most folks from Kentwood. Gawd, have you seen their teeth down there?

Posted by Big Gromolet7601 2007-08-29 11:17|| 2007-08-29 11:17|| Front Page Top

#10 Wasn't the toothbrush was invented in Louisiana? I figure if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teethbrush...

Posted by tu3031 2007-08-29 11:33|| 2007-08-29 11:33|| Front Page Top

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-08-29 11:38|| 2007-08-29 11:38|| Front Page Top

#12 I live daily with a 2-year-old whose parent wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, and it sucks. If we're lucky, and if we're given the time, we may be able to correct the majority of the problems created by poor parenting by the time the child graduates from college. It's not a fun thing. People with poor or nonexistent parenting skills are a real threat. The biggest problem is that 1) Spears doesn't recognize she has a problem, and 2) Federline is equally as bad.

A curse upon all those idiots and their psycho-babble that have robbed two generations of children of a proper childhood, and upon the parents that actually BELIEVE this runny brown fecal matter.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-08-29 19:56|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-08-29 19:56|| Front Page Top

#13 Of course, I hate to bring this up, but most kids don't get all their teeth until about 2 years old, and those are temps anyway. Also, the ADA "recommends" that kids younger than 2 not even go to the dentist, as the treatments may cause more harm than good.

But, I also grew up just a few years ago NOT wearing seat belts, NOT wearing a bike helmet, and only having a lap belt to protect me when I was these kids' ages. And, I'm only in my mid-30s. Ah, gotta love the "safety police" and the nanny state it creates.

Posted by BA 2007-08-29 21:38|| 2007-08-29 21:38|| Front Page Top

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