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How John Edwards plans to win the "Bubba vote"

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Posted by lotp 2007-06-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 "I knew Bubba, Bubba was a friend of mine, and you, senator, are no Bubba"

Sen. Lloyd Benson

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-06-25 06:02|| 2007-06-25 06:02|| Front Page Top

#2 Promising poor people free shit always gets votes.

Just ask Chavez.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-06-25 07:18|| 2007-06-25 07:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Ain't going to happen. Back to the drawing boards. New strategy. Anti-war, beat up the military, global warming didn't work. I got it John, you can run on the "Save the honey-bees platform."

Posted by JohnQC 2007-06-25 07:18|| 2007-06-25 07:18|| Front Page Top

#4 I stopped at Flying J twice yesterday and was amazed each time at how many of the guys in the lounge watching the NASCAR race had dos just like the Breck Guy.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-06-25 07:29|| 2007-06-25 07:29|| Front Page Top

#5 I had to stop and check the page top to make sure it wasn't from "Onion" or "Iowahawk". Cuz' that's some ~~unintentionally~~ funny stuff!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2007-06-25 09:34|| 2007-06-25 09:34|| Front Page Top

#6 John Edwards and Men's Vogue. YJCMTSU, it's better than The Onion. To win the Bubba vote, Edwards could always graft on a vag..., wait, he's already got one.

Posted by ed 2007-06-25 09:45|| 2007-06-25 09:45|| Front Page Top

#7 I never knew there was a magazine named Mens Vogue. Somehow I dont think any "Bubbas" read it.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-06-25 10:00|| 2007-06-25 10:00|| Front Page Top

#8 Didn't Lizzy Edwards make some crack about the white trash living next farm over to their palatial estate? They could start by making nice to him.

Posted by WTF 2007-06-25 10:16|| 2007-06-25 10:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Yeah, Sally Mae. When youze down to the general store pickin up mah chaw and ammo, y'all make shure ya don't fergit mah copy o' Mens Vogue, ya hear?

Posted by tu3031 2007-06-25 10:25|| 2007-06-25 10:25|| Front Page Top

#10 This "Mudcat" feller was writing the other day in some "progressive" venue -- forget where -- and he was lamenting the fact that his fellow Democrats were so contemptuous and dismissive of the rural Democrat vote. After all, those people are union Democrats, and the "netroots" should have a little bit more consideration for their views. Something along those lines.

His fellow compassionate progressives proceeded to gut him, clean him, bread him, fry him, and serve him up with a side of hush puppies and coleslaw.

That'll teach him not to mess with his betters.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-06-25 12:04|| 2007-06-25 12:04|| Front Page Top

#11 Edwards could run as the first woman president. He is cuter than Hillary.

Although, I think Hillary would send Guedo to kill him for it....

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-06-25 14:46|| 2007-06-25 14:46|| Front Page Top

#12 Edwards is for thinner thighs and peace but mostly thinner thighs. That cuts Hilliary out.

Posted by Judge Roy L. (Bean) Pearson 2007-06-25 15:30|| 2007-06-25 15:30|| Front Page Top

#13 Electability? Wasn't that the big plus that Kerry supposedly had in '04? It sure didn't help him much in Florida, now, did it, Mudcat? Still lost it by 5 points, and that was with good ol' hedge fund boy on the ticket.

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-06-25 15:59|| 2007-06-25 15:59|| Front Page Top

#14 How is his wife?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-06-25 17:12|| 2007-06-25 17:12|| Front Page Top

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