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2007-06-25 Britain

Aye, Laddie - ye need a license tae wear that Sporran

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Posted by lotp 2007-06-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Whoever drafted that rule should be fed to the Loch Ness Monster.

Posted by Mike 2007-06-25 06:18|| 2007-06-25 06:18|| Front Page Top

#2 No problem. Just claim the sporran is traditional Islamic dress, like the David Jones teatowel, and the Eurodhimmies will revoke the license and throw in a free wudu-washer with every sporran sold.

Posted by Ahmed McTavish 2007-06-25 07:04|| 2007-06-25 07:04|| Front Page Top

#3 Odd! It just happend to coincide with a badger cull in England & Wales. Lots of licensed furs available there then.

Posted by Mad Eye Slesh1205 2007-06-25 08:16|| 2007-06-25 08:16|| Front Page Top

#4 This harks back to 2004 when an Englishman was appointed manager of the Glencoe visitor centre. That was OK, but did they have to pick one with the name of Campbell?

Posted by Mad Eye Slesh1205 2007-06-25 08:19|| 2007-06-25 08:19|| Front Page Top

#5 I can just see cops rifling through peoples fly boxes and scrutinizing somebody's Muddler.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-06-25 08:49|| 2007-06-25 08:49|| Front Page Top

#6 have it taken from them under the new regulations."

They can have my sporran when they tear it from my cold, dead hands!

Aaurgh!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2007-06-25 09:29|| 2007-06-25 09:29|| Front Page Top

#7 Not sure what has happened to the Scots lately, but they seem to have more than their fair share of loonie legislators. Glad my people got out of there in 1609.

Posted by RWV 2007-06-25 10:27|| 2007-06-25 10:27|| Front Page Top

#8 Ach! A fine opportunity to brush up on the olde Scottish custom of indecipherable curses...

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-06-25 10:31|| 2007-06-25 10:31|| Front Page Top

#9 Why, ye bluidy sassenachs!

Posted by Wild Rory O The Glen">Wild Rory O The Glen 2007-06-25 13:36|| 2007-06-25 13:36|| Front Page Top

#10 Old joke:
Q: What's a sporran?
A: It's that hairy thing between a Scotsman's legs

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2007-06-25 14:11|| 2007-06-25 14:11|| Front Page Top

#11 Ewwwwww!!!

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-06-25 15:55|| 2007-06-25 15:55|| Front Page Top

#12 Did someone mention badgers?

Posted by mrp 2007-06-25 19:49|| 2007-06-25 19:49|| Front Page Top

#13 "Badgers? We don't have to show you no steenking badgers!"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-06-25 20:41|| 2007-06-25 20:41|| Front Page Top

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