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2007-05-03 India-Pakistan

Cleric issues fatwa for 'jihad' against government

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Posted by Fred 2007-05-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 FREEREPUBLIC > MOUD - USA MUST LEAVE IRAQ, in order to end Dubya's-GOP problems; while also recognizing present SHIA-LED GOVT, and of course merits of sharia.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-05-03 00:28|| 2007-05-03 00:28|| Front Page Top

#2 What a nice guy this sounds like. More love from the religion of peace.

Posted by fingerinyoureye">fingerinyoureye 2007-05-03 01:26|| 2007-05-03 01:26|| Front Page Top

#3 I have a feeling that the government will issue a fartwa in the general cleric direction, or if cleric would seem to be issuing too many similar fatwas, they may provide some grounding with a rapid application of Pb.

Posted by twobyfour 2007-05-03 01:29|| 2007-05-03 01:29|| Front Page Top

#4 Make it through a rapid application.

Posted by twobyfour 2007-05-03 01:30|| 2007-05-03 01:30|| Front Page Top

#5 It seems any muppet can make a fatwa in the Islmic world.Not worth the paper its written on.

They know what to use instead of toilet roll!!!!

Posted by Paul 2007-05-03 05:15|| 2007-05-03 05:15|| Front Page Top

#6 That powder keg could be about to blow. We may have to step in indirectly to prop up the government and keep the nukes out of the hands of the Paki Islamo-nuts.

Posted by Snakes Jack8700 2007-05-03 05:24|| 2007-05-03 05:24|| Front Page Top

#7 Snakes

That sounds like Perv's propaganda keep the West fearing the religious nuts so we keep him in power!!!

Posted by Paul 2007-05-03 05:54|| 2007-05-03 05:54|| Front Page Top

#8 They know what to use instead of toilet roll!!!!

I hope they are enviro-conscious and use a single sheet of paper for fatwas.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-05-03 08:58|| 2007-05-03 08:58|| Front Page Top

#9 Shahs fatwa also criticises the media for calling jihadis terrorists.

For once the media gets it right. Ocassionally blind pigs find an ear of corn.

[The fatwa was issued] for supporting non-Muslims against Muslims in an Islamic country

Suppose a thug (robber) killed a Muslim storekeeper in a holdup in the USA. Further, suppose the thug just happened to be Catholic (or any other Christian denomination). Supporing a Muslim just because he is Muslim would be like supporting the thug who is Christian just because he is Christian--no matter that he is a murderer. These folks are really screwed up.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-03 09:18|| 2007-05-03 09:18|| Front Page Top

#10 That powder keg could be about to blow. We may have to step in indirectly to prop up the government and keep the nukes out of the hands of the Paki Islamo-nuts.

Screw that. Detonate their nukes in place. You know, downtown Islamabad, every ten feet in the NWFP.....

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-05-03 11:57|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2007-05-03 11:57|| Front Page Top

#11 Screw that. Detonate their nukes in place.

Every once in a while a gem of pure logic just leaps off of the page.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-03 16:54|| 2007-05-03 16:54|| Front Page Top

#12 It seems like Jihad is the Swiss Knife of problem solving with these folks. It does not take much to get a Jihad justified.

Posted by Delphi2005 2007-05-03 17:23|| 2007-05-03 17:23|| Front Page Top

#13 It seems like Jihad is the Swiss Knife of problem solving with these folks.

Is there nothing jihad can't do?

[ open on Wahabbist mosque, Imam and terrorist arguing ]

Terrorist: It's a war for Islamic domination!

Iman: It's a spiritual quest!

Terrorist: It's a war for Islamic domination!

Iman: It's a spiritual quest, you donkey!

CAIR Spokesman: [ enters quickly ] Hey, hey, hey, calm down, you two. Global jihad is both a spiritual quest and a war for Islamic domination! Here, I'll load up your bomb vest.. [ stuffs C-4 into pouches ] ..and issue a fatwah condoning it. [ hands imam a scroll ]

[ Imam reads while terrorist straps on vest ]

Iman: Wow, this sanctifies everything!

Terrorist: And just look at my new vest! But will it detonate?

CAIR Spokesman: Hey, global jihad threatens every other leading political ideology, 2 to 1. It's intolerant, and easy to trigger.

Iman: And it's holy!

CAIR Spokesman: Sure is! Perks up anything from a Friday sermon to a huge terrorist rally!

Terrorist: Made from an exclusive non-percussive formula.

Iman: I haven't even finished reading and I'm ready for more!

Terrorist: But what about the Jews?

CAIR Spokesman: Jews, shiites, even moderate Muslims, are wiped off of the map.

[ Imam briefly shows fatwa to terrorist ]

Iman: So, pal, what do you think?

Terrorist: Oh, no problem, not with global jihad!

[ CAIR Spokesman laughs continuously as he approaches the camera ]

CAIR Spokesman: New jihad, for the greatest ideology you ever exploded!

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-03 18:34|| 2007-05-03 18:34|| Front Page Top

#14 Well hell Zenster, that was damn fine.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-05-03 19:40|| 2007-05-03 19:40|| Front Page Top

#15 From you, Ship, I'll take that as high praise. Please rest assured, as we all know, Rantburg deserves only the best.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-03 23:17|| 2007-05-03 23:17|| Front Page Top

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